Archive - Oct 2008


do we at least get any points for trying?

33 [+ / -]     Oct 05, 2008

  • Black Woman: You're having a conference called Jam Session, but with no music?
  • German Guy: White folks, ya know?
  • (pause)
  • Black Woman: Good answer.

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#18   look but don't touch, but neither when you with your better half

48 [+ / -]     Oct 16, 2008

  • Black Girl: She's a hoe.
  • Asian Guy: How can you tell?
  • Black Girl: I can see her thong through her dress.
  • Asian Guy: Well to me, that says available.
  • Black Girl: Excuse me?
  • Asian Guy: (falters) You know... if I wasn't with you. I love you.
  • Black Girl: Shut the fuck up and get me a drink.

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this just in, optimism does not prevent cancer

17 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

  • Girl 1. I love to smoke.
  • Girl 2. Yeah but, do you ever think about the health issues?
  • Girl 1. The only one I care about is wrinkles. That's the only really bad effect.

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