Quotes from "Emory"


sounds like a thriller night

-3 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2010

  • Older Janitor: I'm gonna go home, put a big ol' bag of ice in the bathtub, sit my ass down, and listen to Michael Jackson. Damn!

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what about bananas?

2 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2009

  • Girl: My apple is too hard.
  • Guy: As in, difficult?
  • Girl: No, as in firm. I like my apples flaccid!

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he's also very stylish and comes with his own allen wrench

8 [+ / -]     Mar 10, 2009

  • (On the way to Ikea)
  • Female coworker: Mmmm, I can't wait to eat some Swedish meatballs!
  • Male coworker: I didn't know your boyfriend was Swedish.

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