don't get her started on splenda

• Middle aged mom: (referring to a 5-hour energy shot) Don't ever drink these. They will make your brain bleed. They will kill you.
• Little Boy: Okay.
• Cashier: How can I help you, ma'am?
• Middle aged mom: Yeah, can I get a carton of Camels, unfiltered?

@ Quik-Trip on US-29
Overheard by: Silly Lima Bean
Filed Under Drugs | Smoking

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