Quotes submitted by "GaTechie"

i cannot tell a lie while high

-4 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2010

  • Fratty: You were smoking in the house!
  • Drunk Girl: I wasn't!
  • (pause)
  • Girl: (laughing uncontrollably) I was!

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or you could facebook stalk me later

12 [+ / -]     Mar 04, 2010

  • Drunk Girl: Do you want my number so you can creepily text me?

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how you know it's time to stop the olympics drinking game

9 [+ / -]     Feb 23, 2010

  • Girl: (watching Olympics) Wait, what do they speak in Denmark?
  • Guy: German?
  • Girl: No, I don't think so. Spanish? No that doesn't make sense. French? No. Yeah, maybe German.

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for everything else, there's mastercard

25 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2010

  • Homeless Guy: Do you have any spare change?
  • Guy: Sorry, I don't have any cash.
  • Homeless Guy: Do you have a credit card?
  • (Guy stares blankly. Homeless Guy laughs and walks away)

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