Quotes submitted by "Snoopy"

#3   sounds like he's under pressure

145 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

  • Bum: (outside MARTA station) Spare change? Spare change?
  • (He breaks into a perfect David Bowie imitation)
  • Bum: Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the train! Changes!

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#2   better get used to it, kids

179 [+ / -]     Mar 14, 2008

  • Bum: (sitting on ground outside MARTA station) Spare change?
  • (Mom tries to hurry her two kids past him)
  • Little Boy: Wow, a homeless person! We learned about these in social studies!
  • Little Girl: I never thought I'd actually get to see one in real life!

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#1   how to spot an out-of-towner 101

182 [+ / -]     Feb 12, 2008

  • Guy: Someone has made a mistake with my order... I did NOT ask for chili on my hot dogs!
  • (Varsity guy mumbles something about a naked dog)
  • Guy: What did you call me? I DEMAND to speak to your manager!

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