if it ain't broke...

-4 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2008

  • Hipster: I like Nyquil. But Nyquil with liquor in it? Kinda gross.

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and then goldilocks said, "this one is just right"

12 [+ / -]     Aug 16, 2008

  • Cute girl: I dumped the first two because they were abusive. I dumped the third because he was just too damn nice. It's like, c'mon, at least beat me up a little!

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