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  • Preppy Girl 1: Your face would be really pretty, except, you know, your eyes are a bit too far apart. And your nose is a little wide. And, also, your chin is kind of narrow.
  • Preppy Girl 2: So, basically, my face would be pretty except for everything about it.
  • Preppy Girl 1: God, you always put such a negative spin on things.

    @ Ashford Park Apartments

    overheard by: Robin

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  • Child: This is God's house, right?
  • Mother: No, honey, this is the mall.

    @ Arbor Place Mall

    overheard by: Kersten

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    ]]> Kersten http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3257 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3257 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 22:53:57 EST "fun" Must Mean Something Different In Buckhead
  • Bum: Alright, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's Friday night and I want to have some fun, just like y'all. Can I please have some change?
  • (Buckhead Boy 1 gives Bum some money)
  • Buckhead Boy 2: Why would you give him money?
  • Buckhead Boy 1: I honestly thought he was gonna rape me if I didn't give it up.
  • Buckhead Boy 2: Wow, do you listen to yourself when you speak?

    @ Shell @ Roswell

    overheard by: Bfine

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  • Fratty: You were smoking in the house!
  • Drunk Girl: I wasn't!
  • (pause)
  • Girl: (laughing uncontrollably) I was!

    @ GaTech

    overheard by: GaTechie

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    ]]> GaTechie http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3146 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3146 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:17:39 EST Or You Could Facebook Stalk Me Later
  • Drunk Girl: Do you want my number so you can creepily text me?

    @ Frat House

    overheard by: GaTechie

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  • Student 1: We're eukaryote, right?
  • Student 2: Yeah, we're eukaryotic. We're animals.
  • Student 1: And we're unicellular? Or maybe just two cells?

    @ GSU Biology Lab

    overheard by: Super Super Smart

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    ]]> Super Super Smart http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3129 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3129 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:24:05 EST How You Know It's Time To Stop The Olympics Drinking Game
  • Girl: (watching Olympics) Wait, what do they speak in Denmark?
  • Guy: German?
  • Girl: No, I don't think so. Spanish? No that doesn't make sense. French? No. Yeah, maybe German.

    @ GaTech

    overheard by: GaTechie

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  • Homeless Guy: Do you have any spare change?
  • Guy: Sorry, I don't have any cash.
  • Homeless Guy: Do you have a credit card?
  • (Guy stares blankly. Homeless Guy laughs and walks away)

    @ Shell Station on 17th

    overheard by: GaTechie

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    ]]> GaTechie http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3114 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3114 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:42:04 EST Sounds Like A Thriller Night
  • Older Janitor: I'm gonna go home, put a big ol' bag of ice in the bathtub, sit my ass down, and listen to Michael Jackson. Damn!

    @ Cox Dining Hall at Emory

    overheard by: silly lima bean

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  • Asian Guy 1: So, what do you eat at home? Do you guys really eat Mongolian beef and shit?
  • Asian Guy 2: Dude! I'm Korean!
  • Asian Guy 1: Oh... um...
  • Asian Guy 2: What are you, anyway?
  • Asian Guy 1: I'm Japanese!

    @ Ga Tech

    overheard by: Wide eyed

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    ]]> Wide eyed http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3083 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3083 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:22:40 EST But Do You Spit Or Swallow The Splinters?
  • Drunk Guy: Hey, do you chop wood?
  • Flannel Shirt Guy: Half in my mouth.
  • Drunk Guy: Wait... what?

    @ The Local

    overheard by: ant

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    ]]> ant http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3073 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3073 Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:24:44 EST Maybe She Had The Flu
  • Guy: I got fired the other day. Some woman ordered the pork so I take it to the table and say, "Here's your swine, ma'am." And she complained to the manager. But that what swine means. It's a pig. I looked it up!

    @ Spring St. and 14th

    overheard by: Ralph... as in "puke"

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    ]]> Ralph... as in "puke" http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3053 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3053 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:16:17 EST Which Is Somehow Directly Proportional To Laziness
  • Girl on Cell: But mom, you have to pick me up, I'm too famous to walk!

    @ Lil Five Points

    overheard by: Lucy Flawless

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  • Girl: My apple is too hard.
  • Guy: As in, difficult?
  • Girl: No, as in firm. I like my apples flaccid!

    @ emory

    overheard by: kate

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    ]]> kate http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3040 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/3040 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:06:08 EST ...and My Butt Is Still Sore
  • Guy: I think I got roofied one time. It was at Bluepointe. Next thing I knew, I woke up at this chick's place and she was all like "Are you okay? I think you drank a roofied drink that was meant for me." It was the worst hangover ever.

    @ Blake's On The Park

    overheard by: Matty Boom Blatty

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  • Dancer: You have nice long teeth. I used to have long teeth, but I thought they were too long so I had 'em filed down. But then I gained weight in my face. Now my teeth are too small.

    @ Clermont Lounge

    overheard by: El Jefe

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  • Guy 1: I like a wholesome girl.
  • Guy 2: I like a girl with a hole.

    @ Taco Mac

    overheard by: Wholesome

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  • (After walking out of the shadows behind a building)
  • Drunk Guy: Underdog law, I now own that bank.

    @ Across from Clermont Lounge

    overheard by: anonymous

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  • Middle aged mom: (referring to a 5-hour energy shot) Don't ever drink these. They will make your brain bleed. They will kill you.
  • Little Boy: Okay.
  • Cashier: How can I help you, ma'am?
  • Middle aged mom: Yeah, can I get a carton of Camels, unfiltered?

    @ Quik-Trip on US-29

    overheard by: Silly Lima Bean

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    ]]> Silly Lima Bean http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2942 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2942 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:21:37 EST Among Other Things
  • (Two researchers are outside their building taking a smoke break)
  • Researcher 1: You know, I hear Splenda's bad for you.

    @ Georgia Tech

    overheard by: George P. Burdell

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  • (Two ten year old girls looking at a scandalous picture of Christina Aguilera at Borders)
  • Girl 1: When I get older, I want to dress like that.
  • Girl 2: Whore.

    @ Candler Park

    overheard by: Liza

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  • Drunk Girl: How old are you?
  • Bartender cleaning up her vomit: Twenty-six.
  • Drunk Girl: Have you ever been Twenty-four?

    @ Whole Whole Theatre

    overheard by: ew.

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    ]]> ew. http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2853 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2853 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:48:36 EST Let's Hope God's Grammar Is Better Than His Sense
  • Crazy homeless lady: You shole do got good sense... gooder sense than God got.

    @ Woodruff Park

    overheard by: anonymous

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    ]]> anonymous http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2842 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2842 Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:21:13 EST He's Also Very Stylish And Comes With His Own Allen Wrench
  • (On the way to Ikea)
  • Female coworker: Mmmm, I can't wait to eat some Swedish meatballs!
  • Male coworker: I didn't know your boyfriend was Swedish.

    @ Emory

    overheard by: ball lover

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    ]]> ball lover http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2831 http://www.overheardintheatl.com/view/2831 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:21:16 EST Who Loves The 1970s? We Do!
  • Store Associate: (referring to shirt boxes) There's so many tops and almost no bottoms!
  • Gay Store Manager: Baby, that's just Atlanta for ya!

    @ Perimeter Mall

    overheard by: Melody

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