Quotes Filed Under "Dorm life"


the other half of him is in the next dryer

12 [+ / -]     Jul 10, 2008

  • My friend in the a dryer at Russell... just to see if he could.

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those newfangled mind reading elevators are much cooler

66 [+ / -]     Jun 10, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: (after a couple of seconds without the elevator moving) I think you need to press a button.
  • Sorostitute 2: Oh! You're suppose to press a button? I think this happened in the last elevator.
  • Sorostitute 3: Oh yeah, I was wondering why we didn't move.

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not the sort of thing most people would admit to

-2 [+ / -]     May 17, 2008

  • Stoner 1: Hey, I wanna drag. Can I have a drag?
  • Stoner 2: Fine, just wrap your lips lightly around it when you suck.
  • Stoner 3: That's what he said.

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damn it feels good to be a gangster

36 [+ / -]     May 13, 2008

  • This is what happens to printers that stop working when I have to print an important paper.

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proof that our ancestors flung poo

18 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Wondering what to do with that loft now that you're moving out of the dorm? How about a trebuchet?

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and where the hell did i put that map?

32 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • (Drunk Girl is walking around Russell Hall, talking on cell phone)
  • Drunk Girl on cell: I'm dying! I'm dying!
  • (pause)
  • Drunk Girl on cell: No, I'm walking into Molly O' Sheas right now. Okay, now I'm walking to Sandbar. Yes, see you in a minute.
  • (She walks towards Russell)
  • Drunk Girl on cell:I think, wait, now I'm at sandbar. Help!

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half way done

54 [+ / -]     May 07, 2008

  • Guy 1: I can't believe our 4th year of college is over!
  • Guy 2: (they high five) No kidding, I can't wait to start our 5th!

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and this year's miss congeniality is...

68 [+ / -]     Apr 30, 2008

  • Girl 1: (to Girl 2) Please don't cry. You are already ugly when you aren't crying.

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when done right no can defend

-16 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • Drunken karate chop / kick!!

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"...you're sure we're going to a costume party, right guys?"

21 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • Proof that an honors magnet dorm is intended to keep them from the general public.

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i'm so glad we decided to go to peer counseling!

93 [+ / -]     Apr 22, 2008

  • Girl 1: Why do guys only ever want to be my friend?
  • Girl 2: Well, guys only ever want to hook up with me and then never have anything more.
  • Girl 3: You should put out more, you should put out less. Problem solved.

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