Quotes Filed Under "Downtown"


the new segway... complete with training wheel

5 [+ / -]     Jul 21, 2008

  • ACCPD's new and "cheaper" way too patrol downtown.

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careful what you wish for... they have night sticks

208 [+ / -]     Jul 14, 2008

  • (As Drunk Guy is getting arrested by the cops and put in cop car)
  • Cop: Any requests?
  • Drunk Guy: Yeah... 95.5 The Beat!

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we call that living vicariously

31 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

  • Girl 1: (referring to Girl 2's sandwich) Here, let me get that for you.
  • Girl 2: No, you're always buying me stuff.
  • Girl 1: Nuh uh, what?
  • Girl 2: Like drinks downtown.
  • Girl 1: Oh, that's because you're the DD.

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if only this happened at the vortex

3 [+ / -]     Jul 04, 2008

  • Lifehouse Guy: Thank you guys for waiting months to see us. You even dealt with tornadoes!
  • Sorostitute: There were tornadoes in Atlanta? I thought tornadoes couldn't happen in cities because of all the tall buildings.

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the townie version of "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"

52 [+ / -]     Jun 30, 2008

  • Drunk guy placing an order: Yeah, can i get a chocolate shake, a PBR and a water?

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drowning in the sea of humans

-90 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2008

  • The AthFest 2008 crowd on Washington St.
    Reprinted with permission. Courtesy of OMGPARTY.COM

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and did you make sure she had her lunch money?

121 [+ / -]     Jun 24, 2008

  • (Watching Sorostitute dance on a bar)
  • Girl: I don't think that girl is wearing any underwear.
  • Guy 1: Are you sure? Maybe its just a thong.
  • Girl: Um... I don't think so.
  • Guy 2: Yeah, she's wearing underwear. I made sure before we left the house.

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