Quotes Filed Under "Drinking"


pole dancing is exhausting

4 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

  • On the ground at On the Rocks

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how to blind yourself with an empty keg

7 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Behold a still built out of a beer keg.

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vanity... the pragmatist's approach

52 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Girl 1: I'm so glad we're not fat! It would take us so much longer to get drunk.
  • Girl 2: Yeah, totally!

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the first person to beat the high score gets a free bowl of pad thai

42 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

  • Geeks + Beer + Video Projector + Nintendo = Tetris projected above Doc Chey's

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a veritable jolly rancher

46 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • Drunk Sorostitute: (to bartender) I want something cheap, but bursting with flavor.
  • Annoyed woman next to her: I bet your ass is cheap but bursting with flavor.

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and where the hell did i put that map?

33 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • (Drunk Girl is walking around Russell Hall, talking on cell phone)
  • Drunk Girl on cell: I'm dying! I'm dying!
  • (pause)
  • Drunk Girl on cell: No, I'm walking into Molly O' Sheas right now. Okay, now I'm walking to Sandbar. Yes, see you in a minute.
  • (She walks towards Russell)
  • Drunk Girl on cell:I think, wait, now I'm at sandbar. Help!

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as do sharpies

17 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • A slightly altered billboard downtown

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the thirteenth step is always the hardest

30 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • (Guy is talking on his cell phone, wearing a Coors Light shirt and hip waders)
  • Guy on cell: How the hell did you get there?
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: You've got a drinkin' problem!
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: I told you how bad it was when I got my last DUI!
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: Yeah, I'm gettin' the beer. I'll be there in a few minutes.

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only temporarily in some cases

26 [+ / -]     May 08, 2008

  • Girl: I'm so full, I can't fit all of that food and beer in my stomach.
  • Guy: Beer's liquid, that doesn't count.
  • Girl: Wait... beer goes into your stomach too, right?

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it must be summertime in athens

-6 [+ / -]     May 08, 2008

  • pbr, cheap red wine, vodka soaked watermelon

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scary thing is... this was his attempt at driving home

33 [+ / -]     May 06, 2008

  • only in athens. guy passed out in the back of his truck in north campus deck surrounded by beer.

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ordering off the taco bell dollar menu doesn't count

41 [+ / -]     May 06, 2008

  • Guy: I love when girls speak different languages!
  • Drunk Girl: I speak Spanish!
  • Guy: Oh really? Como estas?
  • Drunk Girl: What?

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translation: do you take freshmen?

73 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

  • Sorostitute: (to bartender) Hey do you take Bulldog Bucks here?
  • (Bartender walks away)

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he's way too drunk for that to be real

-7 [+ / -]     May 04, 2008

  • Halloween, Of Montreal, and Dicks-in-boxes

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they're growing up so fast

57 [+ / -]     May 04, 2008

  • (Girl, about 9 or 10 years old, is holding small paper bag, leaving the Athens-Clarke County Public Library)
  • Girl: (to her father) They let me have my stuff in this little brown paper bag! I felt like I was leavin' the jailhouse.

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not to mention last call is over

13 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

  • Drunk Blonde: You have to be really careful out here, I just got a DUI. They're so harsh right here.
  • Drunk Brunette: Well, that's awful! I'm so glad we got to see you, though, do you want to follow us back out to the house and hang out?
  • Drunk Blonde: No, I can't, I have to get home. The babysitter's leaving soon.

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parents have their homework, too

68 [+ / -]     May 02, 2008

  • Girl on Cell: I'm going to the library, mom.
  • (pause)
  • Girl on Cell: No, not the bar. The UGA library. Wait, why do you know about the bar called The Library?

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