Quotes Filed Under "Fratty"


he might have spoken a little too soon

76 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

  • Fratty 1: Dude, it was a guy!
  • Fratty 2: Naw, man you're full of shit!
  • Fratty 1: Dude, I'm telling you, it was a guy!
  • Fratty 2: Naw, naw. It wasn't a guy!
  • Fratty 1: Dude, I swear to fuckin' God, it was a guy.
  • Fratty 2: What the fuck do you know? You're full of shit!
  • Fratty 1: No, dude, I swear to God, you were making out with a guy! You can ask anybody there.
  • (Fratty 2 begins to vomit)
  • Fratty 1: Dude, don't worry about it. Nobody knows, and I'm not going to tell anybody.
  • Fratty 2: Dude, you're a good friend.

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the scary thing is it's plural

46 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • Fratty: (to girl) Well, it was good to see you again. Good luck with your STDs.

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but look how well it's holding up that broken table leg

-10 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

  • Sorostitute: This is a really good book, I think I'm going to keep it.
  • Fratty: Did you read any of it?
  • Sorostitute: No.

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in a galaxy far far away, fratties invade geekdom

-18 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • Fratty 1: (answers cell phone) Hey Obi-Wan!
  • Fratty 2: Isn't that a Star Wars reference?
  • Fratty 3: Yeah, it is.
  • Fratty 2: Wow! He's ballin'!

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#6   college is about learning to cope

67 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

  • Fratty: I black out every time I drink, I've decided it's just part of drinking now.
  • Sorostitute: Um, that's not normal!
  • Fratty: I'm okay with it, lets take a shot.

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but does it have a full qwerty keyboard?

47 [+ / -]     Apr 14, 2008

  • Fratty: I'm so pissed. I just talked to my mom. My dumbass sister had a V3 Razr for six months, loses it on a trip to DC, and my parents by her a new Blackberry. I told them that I want a new phone, too.
  • Girl: Dude, you drive a Lexus.

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#20   high-roller suite, anyone?

17 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • (On Marta going northbound, in an older, rundown train)
  • Fratty: Damn, this must be the VIP train... it smells like ass in here.

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oh of course not, silly goose!

117 [+ / -]     Mar 31, 2008

  • Fratty 1: Dude, sorry I never called you back last night.
  • Fratty 2: It's okay, I just ended up watching a movie.
  • Fratty 1: You didn't watch Ratatouille yet, did you!?

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good luck with the etymology final

69 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2008

  • Fratty: So what's your major?
  • Girl: Horticulture.
  • Fratty: So... does that mean you're gonna be a prostitute or something?

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the infamous fratty-one-two-punch™

95 [+ / -]     Mar 21, 2008

  • Fratty: So how's the baby?
  • Sorostitute: What do you mean? I'm not pregnant!
  • Fratty: Well, you will be after formal.

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my babysitter is awesome, though

179 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2008

  • Fratty 1: I was out in Atlanta this past weekend, and all the guys there were sporting blazers. I really need to get one of those.
  • Fratty 2: Yeah, I want to get one of those blazers too. But I mean, I can't really get one yet, you know? I'm not mature enough right now, like, I still puke on myself sometimes.

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"...well i had some quarters, but i couldn't find the damn meter"

172 [+ / -]     Mar 07, 2008

  • (Fratty is getting a parking ticket on campus)
  • Fratty: Hey, sorry about that. That's my fraternity house right there and I just parked her for a minute so if you could take this back, that would be awesome and I'll move my car.
  • Parking Services Lady: Honey, I truly am sorry, but it's printed now, and there isn't anything I can do. But you have a good day honey.
  • (She walks a few steps and turns)
  • Parking Services Lady: Actually, baby, you ain't gonna have a good day. I don't know if you've opened that, but that's a $40 ticket right there.

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#19   i always seem to miss that aisle at the local hobby lobby

18 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2008

  • Fratty: So I'm thinking of experimenting with drugs this summer.
  • Sorostitute: Uh, why?
  • Fratty: Dunno, I feel like I need a hobby.

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baby, i wanna lay tangent to your curves

189 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2008

  • Sorostitute: It's not that I don't like going down on a guy. It's just there are other things I'd rather be doing.
  • Fratty: Like what?
  • Sorostitute: I dunno... math homework.

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"...but my pillow was in the bag!"

56 [+ / -]     Mar 02, 2008

  • (On an elevator two minutes before the class period begins)
  • Fratty 1: (looks at his shoulders) I forgot my backpack!
  • Fratty 2: It's okay. You're just going to fall asleep anyway.

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we're sure he's the first to think of this one

-22 [+ / -]     Feb 29, 2008

  • Fratty 1: Did you really just have a class in Brumby?
  • Fratty 2: Yeah.
  • Fratty 1: What was it? Women's Studies?
  • Fratty 2: No, anatomy.

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millions of collar-popping babies, that is

54 [+ / -]     Feb 28, 2008

  • Fratty 1: I'm so broke right now. I need to figure out an easy way to make some money.
  • Fratty 2: You could go donate at a sperm bank.
  • Fratty 1: How much do you think they pay?
  • Fratty 2: I don't know, probably like $50 per load.
  • Fratty 1: Dude, I could make millions!

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why not just subcontract it out to a geek?

-43 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

  • Fratty: Yeah, one of my teachers requires 50 hours of research for his class.
  • Sorostitute: That is stupid.
  • Fratty: Yeah, I know. Who in their right mind would look through an actual book for research, much less for 50 hours?

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"...i'm the one who always has the confused look"

199 [+ / -]     Feb 21, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Wow! How tall are you?
  • Giant Fratty: Five foot, sixteen inches.
  • Sorostitute: (after a pause) Heh heh, oh, so you're six foot one.
  • Giant Fratty: Uh, riiiight. I know you from somewhere.
  • Sorostitute: I'm in your calculus class!

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at least the liberal art majors will have a leg up

23 [+ / -]     Feb 16, 2008

  • Alumni Fratty: (pointing at Candler Hall) My old frat used to be there - we just lost it.
  • Daughter: Daddy? Why do they have a Homeless Academy?
  • Alumni Fratty: Huh?
  • Daughter: 'Cause I just saw a sign back there... Homeless Hunter Academy.
  • Alumni Fratty: I don't know, I didn't go here then.

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