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he's now wishing he hadn't played that game of never have i ever
-33 [+ / -] Jul 13, 2008
- Girl: Well, she lost her virginity at, like, 23.
- Guy: Damn, she beat me!
- Girl: Yeah, but you lost your virginity to a guy.
- Guy: What?!
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@ Downtown
Overheard by: dude
Filed Under Gay | Hooking up | Pwn!
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they're already working on the lifetime movie
-14 [+ / -] Jun 06, 2008
- Gay Man: Will somebody please just use a blunt object to beat the shit outta me?
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careful, you might put someone's eye out
17 [+ / -] May 18, 2008
- Gay Guy: I am so getting my gay on tonight!
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@ Turner Field Stadium
Overheard by: Jeannie
Filed Under Gay | One-liners
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not the sort of thing most people would admit to
-2 [+ / -] May 17, 2008
- Stoner 1: Hey, I wanna drag. Can I have a drag?
- Stoner 2: Fine, just wrap your lips lightly around it when you suck.
- Stoner 3: That's what he said.
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@ Outside O-House
Overheard by: marajade (111)
Filed Under Dorm life | Drugs | Gay
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he might have spoken a little too soon
98 [+ / -] May 14, 2008
- Fratty 1: Dude, it was a guy!
- Fratty 2: Naw, man you're full of shit!
- Fratty 1: Dude, I'm telling you, it was a guy!
- Fratty 2: Naw, naw. It wasn't a guy!
- Fratty 1: Dude, I swear to fuckin' God, it was a guy.
- Fratty 2: What the fuck do you know? You're full of shit!
- Fratty 1: No, dude, I swear to God, you were making out with a guy! You can ask anybody there.
- (Fratty 2 begins to vomit)
- Fratty 1: Dude, don't worry about it. Nobody knows, and I'm not going to tell anybody.
- Fratty 2: Dude, you're a good friend.
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@ Outside Little Italy
Overheard by: McIcehouse (25)
Filed Under Ew. | Greek Life | Gay | Hooking up
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if they touch, they might both disappear
46 [+ / -] May 11, 2008
- Sorostitute: So she was just like, "Hey, I'm just gonna warn you. I know you're a Republican and that guy is gay... so be careful."
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@ downtown
Overheard by: yes
Filed Under Gay | One-liners | Welcome to the south
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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again
47 [+ / -] May 09, 2008
- Guy on cell: Yeah, I got a D in Chemistry.
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: It's totally awesome because I was failing... I mean, I had a 40 in the class but I totally flirted with the professor and he passed me!
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- Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: linor
Filed Under Gay | On the phone | The bus
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you have to draw the line somewhere
27 [+ / -] May 01, 2008
- (Atlanta Hawks are down 17 going into the 4th quarter)
- Guy 1: Man, fuck a duck.
- Guy 2: I don't want to fuck a duck.
- Guy 3: I'd fuck a duck if it meant the Hawks would win.
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- Guy 3: But only a chick duck, I'm not fucking a guy duck... that's just gay.
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@ Whistlebury
Overheard by: murdock
Filed Under Ew. | Gay
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it's never too late, you know
20 [+ / -] Apr 21, 2008
- Professor: Yeah. I was gay bait. The first time was when I was 15 in a locker room. Man, if I had been gay, my sex life would have been great.
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@ Fine Arts
Overheard by: Nobody
Filed Under Gay | Hooking up | In class
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"...i'll have what he's having"
-14 [+ / -] Apr 21, 2008
- Gay Guy 1: (talking about food) That is going straight to your ass!
- Gay Guy 2: Yeah, and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it!
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@ The Grill, 1 AM
Overheard by: next booth over
Caption by: cjc3552 (50)
Filed Under Ew. | Gay
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that's a whole different ball game
42 [+ / -] Apr 19, 2008
- Gay Guy: Yeah, my parents got me a Salt-n-Pepa album when I got my first CD player.
- Guy: That explains so much.
- Gay Guy: Well, they really should have known when they got me the Paula Abdul set and the Michael Jackson history. And they were surprised when their son didn't want to play baseball.
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@ Coverdell
Overheard by: ThisIsMyLife (30)
Filed Under Gay
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they will never live that one down
71 [+ / -] Apr 06, 2008
- Girl: I thought you said that you weren't going to mess around with him anymore.
- Gay Guy: Well...
- Straight Guy: Let me guess... I can't quit you.
- Gay Guy: I hate you all.
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@ the hizzle
Overheard by: Cheftan
Filed Under Gay
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oklahoma... where the winds blow free
64 [+ / -] Apr 03, 2008
- (Two guys walking down the sidewalk)
- Guy 1: So what do you call a gay Asian? A gaysian?
- Guy 2: I don't know, I think the gay people from Oklahoma are called Oklahomos.
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@ sidewalk outside of PJ
Overheard by: Dudeman
Filed Under Gay
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oh of course not, silly goose!
120 [+ / -] Mar 31, 2008
- Fratty 1: Dude, sorry I never called you back last night.
- Fratty 2: It's okay, I just ended up watching a movie.
- Fratty 1: You didn't watch Ratatouille yet, did you!?
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@ journalism
Overheard by: A
Caption by: Springdalien (80)
Filed Under Greek Life | Gay
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i coulda told you that without trying
99 [+ / -] Feb 18, 2008
- Gay guy: (Walking into the room) Just for the record, there is no good way to shave a scrotum.
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