sucks for him

• Asian girl 1: So I was talking to my boyfriend and he asked me where I got the hickeys on my neck from.
• Asian girl 2: You didn't tell him did you?
• Asian girl 1: No, I told him I got them from a friend, and he was like "as long as it was a girl."

@ Creswell
Overheard by: anonymously
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looking for a cavity

• Sorostitute 1: I just realized this morning that I chipped my tooth last night.
• Sorostitute 2: Did you fall?
• Sorostitute 1: No.
• Sorostitute 2: Then how did you chip your tooth?
• Sorostitute 1: On somebody else's tooth.

@ Orbit Bus
Overheard by: Steven
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"...so i started"

• Blonde on cell: I told him that if he would stop asking me for sex I would give him head.
• (Pause)
• Blonde on cell: He stopped.

@ Broad St. in front of Sideways
Overheard by: Pablo
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get a room

• Girl: He won't have sex in a church. He won't have sex in Demosthenian. What the hell am I supposed to do with him, then?

@ North Campus
Overheard by: eavesdropping
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sounds like "i didn't inhale" to me

• Girl 1: Yeah, she told me that they hooked up but they didn't have sex.
• Girl 2: What? They didn't have sex? Why?
• Girl 1: I don't know, they were lying naked under the blanket together. It was cute.

@ Near MLC
Overheard by: Keep Walking
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spreading the love

• Sorostitute 1: Ohmigod! I had the best sex ever last night! The guy's penis had pleasure bumps!
• Sorostitute 2: Do you mean he wore a ribbed condom?
• Sorostitute 1: No it was all him.
• Sorostitute 2: You have to introduce me to him!

@ Downtown
Overheard by: roadragin (70)
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the devil wears ugg boots

• Drunk Girl 1: I think my boyfriend just dumped me. I can't be sure, but I think so.
• Drunk Girl 2: For what?
• Drunk Girl 1: For trying to get him to renouce God and to fuck me.

@ The Globe
Overheard by: retrodoll (15)
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i knew this girl once who poked the entire football team

• Girl: so girls just Facebook message you and say they will sleep with you.
• Athlete: Well, yeah, basically, but not as many at this school.

@ Snelling
Overheard by: ~ABW
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we'll give you one guess who she's texting about

• Sorostitute 1: This guy John called me yesterday... said he wanted to sleep over but I said no. That would have meant all three of my boys would have been in Athens on the same weekend.
• (pause)
• Sorostitute 2: I love how my phone suggests 'ho' but not 'how'.

@ Tate Plaza
Overheard by: pandaman
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can i count that as a charitable donation on my taxes?

• Girl 1: You were sucking your friend's date's dick!
• Girl 2: That doesn't make me a slut, I'm just generous!

@ outside Snelling
Overheard by: Doesn't want daughters
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one size fits all

• Girl 1: I use NuvaRing.
• Girl 2: Oh, really? Can you feel it? Is it hard to insert?
• Girl 1: No, but during sex, it's the perfect size to get wrapped around a penis. A guy pulled it out once and asked me if it was important.

@ Outside Psychology
Overheard by: Britt
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forgive me father, for i have sinned

• Girl 1: She told me she wanted to save it for marriage.
• Girl 2: Doesn't she know she can just repent?

@ Georgia Square Mall
Overheard by: anonymous
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i can't wait to get old

• Teacher: There is a higher rate of STDs in retirement communities. The average ratio of women to men is 7 to 1. I mean, come on, are you going to care if you wear a condom when you're 70?

@ Geography Building
Overheard by: Mr. Man Utd
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either that or a complimentary tramp stamp

• Girl 1: So, weird dream last night. Her boyfriend was checking me out, we got really trashed and had sex.
• Girl 2: That wasn't a dream. Expect a round of applause next time you go to that tattoo parlor.

@ SLC
Overheard by: Anonymous
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what an asshole

• Girl: Please?
• Guy: No.
• Girl: Please?
• Guy: No.
• Girl: What if...
• Guy: No, dammit, no!
• Girl: You are the worst boyfriend ever. You watch chick flicks and take me out to dinner, but the minute I want to try anal...
• Guy: For God's sake, shut up!

@ Clayton
Overheard by: Woah now.
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is this the male-to-male version of date rape?

• Fratty 1: We were so drunk, I'm pretty sure we grabbed each others' dick!
• Fratty 2: I don't know...
• Fratty 1: And I'm pretty sure we all had a good time!

@ Taco Stand in the rain
Overheard by: judgemental_bastard (102)
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science majors do it virtually

• Fratty 1: So Jena and Stephen are having sex in their fort tonight.
• Fratty 2: (laughs) Really?
• Fratty 1: Well, they're just simulating it.

@ intersection at Lumpkin and Cedar
Overheard by: Dubya
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when she lent him a notebook in class he knew he had a shot

• Hungover Guy 1: Hey you guys, last night was crazy.
• Hungover Guy 2: Dude, why'd you hook up with Hannah last night?
• Hungover Guy 1: Wait, what? What are you talking about, man?
• Hungover Guy 2: Yeah dude, you called her your five-star bitch.

@ O-house
Overheard by: anonymous
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broken defroster or lesbian walk of shame?

• (Two girls are getting out of a steamy car and start walking back towards the dorm)
• Girl 1: Don't you think people will find it intriguing that two girls are coming out of a steamy car?
• (Girl 2 starts walking away from Girl 1 with her head towards the ground)

@ Brumby Parking lot
Overheard by: Anonymous
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baby steps

• Sorostitute 1: Are you trying to give me a high five?
• Sorostitute 2: No. You asked me how many guys with girlfriends I hooked up with and I was showing you because I didn't want to say it out loud.
• Sorostitute 1: Oh. Well, that's not as bad as last semester. You're improving.

@ outside pita pit
Overheard by: Seriously?
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who says romance is dead?

• Drunk Guy 1: I totally rubbed my boner on that girl's thigh!
• Drunk Guy 2: What did she say?
• Drunk Guy 1: She looked at me and smiled!

@ Broad Street
Overheard by: Rebecca
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note to self... go camping more often

• Guy 1: What's that mark on your neck?
• Guy 2: Poison Ivy.
• Guy 1: It looks like a hickey.
• Guy 2: It is. The girl was dressed like Poison Ivy.

@ Bolton
Overheard by: Mac
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...and my butt is still sore

• Guy: I think I got roofied one time. It was at Bluepointe. Next thing I knew, I woke up at this chick's place and she was all like "Are you okay? I think you drank a roofied drink that was meant for me." It was the worst hangover ever.

@ Blake's On The Park
Overheard by: Matty Boom Blatty
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the pleasure is all mine

• Shopping really IS a pleasure on this aisle.

@ Publix
Overheard by: John
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how about "purell"?

• (While doing the Damn Show crossword puzzle)
• Guy 1: A stripper's investment...hmm.
• Guy 2: Would that be "vagina"?

@ Ramsey
Overheard by: ThisIsMyLife (60)
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good work, smith

• Sorostitute 1: John was really sweet and nice.
• Sorostitute 2: You had sex with him last night, didn't you?
• Sorostitute 1: So?
• Sorostitute 2: You slut... What was his last name?
• Sorostitute 1: Smith.
• Sorostitute 2: What?! I had lunch with him yesterday! We had sex!

@ Sanford Drive
Overheard by: Pretending to Listen to My IPod
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felines all around, it appears

• Sorostitute: Want to see my Hello Kitty tattoo? I got it at Dawgs After Dark!
• (Sorostitute pulls shirt up to reveal Hello Kitty tattoo)
• Fratty: Oh, sweet. I love Dawgs After Dark.
• Sorostitute: Yeah, it was great. Plus Kathryn met her wild sex panther lover there, too!

@ Weather and Climate Class
Overheard by: Haha
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some people just can't recognize a good opportunity

• Drunk guy: I just wanna stay in this room.
• Drunk girl: No, I really wanna fuck... and you are coming with me.

@ Russell Hall
Overheard by: miranda (15)
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up

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the rest just kind of falls into place

• Girl: How do you meet people?
• Guy: Well, I like alcohol and premarital sex.

@ Publix on Barnett Shoals
Overheard by: jluga08
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not just for kids anymore

• Girl: So I guess I owe you sexual favors now.
• Guy 1: Your sexual favors aren't worth 20 dollars. They're worth like, maybe a happy meal.
• Girl: I have nothing else to add to this conversation.
• Guy 2: Except a happy meal.

@ Baldwin Street
Overheard by: anonymous
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your place or mine?

• Drunk Girl: I can't believe I hooked up with him.
• Drunker Girl: Don't worry, I've hooked up with a homeless man.

@ corner of clayton and lumpkin
Overheard by: Excited
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one thing that will never get outsourced to china

• Professor: Some things are still produced at home. Kids, for example.

@ Political Science Class
Overheard by: D
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ah, to be young and in love

• 16-year-old Girl 1: Ohmigod! Could you imagine fucking in these heels? Hot.
• 16-year-old Girl 2: (gets a text) Ohmigod! Do you know who he was cheating on me with?
• 16-year-old Girl 1: Who?
• 16-year-old Girl 2: A fucking 12-year-old! Asshole!

@ Charlotte Russe @ GA Square Mall
Overheard by: anon
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have you had your break today?

• Drunk girl: Would you rather pay $1.89 first thing in the morning for an Egg McMuffin or pussy?
• Drunk guy 1: Am I in love with the girl?
• Drunk guy 2: Well, I if I had to choose between a McGriddle and a blow job first thing in the morning, the McGriddle wins every time.
• Drunk guy 1: That's like a trick question.
• Drunk guy 2: Dude, have you had a McGriddle?

@ the Grill
Overheard by: ronald
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ufo sightings?

• Register Girl 1: So how about you? Anywhere weird?
• Register Girl 2: Yeah, one time in the car outside Gresham's Disco.

@ the gas station next to carmike theatres
Overheard by: suds slinger
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that's how you know you're in georgia

• (A girl is giving another girl a piggyback ride)
• Guy: Ew, look at those lesbians.
• Girl: Yeah, and we're sisters, too.
• Guy: Kinky.

@ downtown
Overheard by: confused
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ah, sportsmanship

• Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
• (pause)
• Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

@ north south bus
Overheard by: Kat (215)
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it's good to stay one step ahead

• Girl: (after introducing Guy to another girl) So, she's like the sluttiest girl I know.
• Guy: Yeah, I already know her.

@ Tasty World
Overheard by: kud_tzu (15)
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they make pills for that

• Drunk girl: Did you say there's an open side of the bed?
• Guy: yes?
• Sober girl: She'll just end up laying on top of you.
• Guy: I've been trying to get you to lay on me for four years.
• Drunk girl: You haven't tried very hard.

@ lumpkin place
Overheard by: just visiting
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...but we didn't shake hands

• Fratty 1: Who're you going with to the formal?
• Fratty 2: Jill.
• Fratty 1: I don't know her.
• Fratty 2: Yeah, you actually walked in on us once.
• Fratty 1: Oh right, I have met her.

@ East West bus
Overheard by: LittleG
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if you're lucky

• Fratty: Sex? Isn't that spread orally?

@ Science Library
Overheard by: lolz
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not what they mean by women's studies

• (In the library at 1:00 am)
• Guy 1: (walking in) So dude, where are we on the project?
• Guy 2: Nowhere. I've spent the last two hours constructing a flow chart on how to get into the pants of the girl at the table next to me.

@ Library
Overheard by: Austin
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a risky investment in this economy

• Drunk fratty on cell: Man, I just spent $65 downtown tonight.
• (pause)
• Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
• (pause)
• Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.

@ On the Overnight bus
Overheard by: the observer (60)
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point / counterpoint

• (Drunk Guy and Drunk Girl making out at party)
• Drunk Girl: I think it would probably be best if we stopped.
• Drunk Guy: I think it would be best if you gave me head.

@ Whistlebury apts.
Overheard by: omgrly
Caption by: cjc3552 (100)
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wouldn't it be better to have 12 girls who know what they're doing?

• Guy 1: Suicide bombers are dumb. Why would you do that?
• Guy 2: Well, if you really get 12 virgins...
• Guy 1: Yeah, but you could just come to Athens and get twice that many! Well, I don't know about virgins.

@ East Campus
Overheard by: anonymous
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in this case, it wasn't worth a shot

• Drunk Girl: (to Guy) Hey, I need to get laid tonight. Will you buy me a shot?
• (Guy and Drunk Girl take a shot)
• Drunk Girl: Okay, thanks!
• (Drunk Girl walks away)

@ the Loft
Overheard by: heygirlhey
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someone was a bit too drunk on valentine's day

• Guy: So, have you seen my new tattoo?
• Girl: No! (looks at tattoo) I like it, what does it mean?
• Guy: I'm not sure - either "love" or "free sex."

@ Denmark Hall
Overheard by: Colin
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friends with more than one benefit

• Guy 1: Man, I could really go for a hot French chick right now.
• Guy 2: Why French?
• Guy 1: Because after the sex, she could help me study for the midterm.

@ Gilbert Hall
Overheard by: Drew
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...to try to figure out how to erase the mental image

• Girl: So we were at Thanksgiving Dinner and my grandma looks up and says, "My vagina burns!" Then she went on to complain about how she thought my grandpa was cheating on her and gave her some STD or something. All the kids got up and left the table.

@ Oglethorpe Dining Hall
Overheard by: Sam
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the likelihood of a credit card scam is about the same either way

• Fantasy World on Baxter.

@ Athens
Overheard by: Anilox
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we call that "opportunity management"

• Fratty: It's not really hit it and quit it. It's more like hit it, hit it, keep hitting it for a month... then quit it.

@ SLC
Overheard by: anon
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that doesn't seem to be the only problem

• Girl: I'm a lesbian and he's a gay man. We're obviously each others' soulmates... he just needs to realize he likes vagina.

@ near Park Hall
Overheard by: AM
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one out of two ain't bad

• Guy 1: I don't understand Valentine's Day, but I'll tell you what holiday I like. March 14th is Steak and BJ Day.
• Guy 2: See, I can support a holiday like that.
• Girl: I really don't like Valentine's either. I found out my boyfriend got me a present, now I have to get him something.
• Guy 1: Just tell him you'll get him something for March 14th.
• Girl: That won't work, I can't grill.

@ Study Hell
Overheard by: anonymous
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maybe they'll park together on their next date

• Sorostitute 1: So I let him take off my shirt and bra, but I wasn't going to let him touch me. Didn't want him thinking I was easy.
• Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.

@ Bus
Overheard by: the observer (60)
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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try

• (Couple gets on the bus)
• Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
• Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
• Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
• Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.

@ Overnight buss
Overheard by: the observer (60)
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we vote that the cowgirl position be renamed to "the human shield"

• Girl 1: So, my boyfriend came home with me for Christmas to meet my parents.
• Girl 2: How did that go?
• Girl 1: Well, my Dad got a shotgun for Christmas, and he held it up and told Jack that if he ever caught him fooling around with me, he would shoot him right there. Then Jack said that would be really hard if I was on top!

@ Ramsey
Overheard by: runner
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i see what you did there...

• Guy 1: Gravity, a cruel and unpredictable mistress.
• Guy 2: But she always goes down on you?

@ Magnolia
Overheard by: bsm
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it's relative to how good at it they were before

• Hipster guy 1: Dude I'm tellin' you, I'm so excited, I read it on the Internet.
• Hipster guy 2: Dude, what?
• Hipster guy 1: It said vegetarians have better sex! I'm so excited!

@ Geography Building
Overheard by: kitten (105)
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how about a trip to the clinic for each one?

• Indie girl: I think I'm going to have to stop that policy about getting a tattoo for everyone I sleep with.
• Guy: You could move to piercings.
• Indie girl: Already doing that.
• Guy: Or not count girls.

@ computer lab
Overheard by: TJ
Caption by: kitten (105)
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is it friday night already?

• (After a failed keg stand)
• Guy 1: You have to put it all the way in your mouth!
• Guy 2: Only if you're pumping it while I do it!

@ Moose Club
Overheard by: anon
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...or start betting the other way

• Girl 1: I am not going home with him, I will bet you ten dollars.
• Girl 2: Okay!
• (She comes back five minutes later and hands both of them a ten dollar bill)
• Girl 1: I'll call you in the morning to let you know I'm still alive!
• Girl 2: (to Girl 3) She should just stop betting us.

@ Downtown
Overheard by: ? DT
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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants

• Girl: No! I'm not going to do that on a bus.
• Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
• Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
• Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
• Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.

@ On an Overnighter bus.
Overheard by: Matt
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turns out it's death by non sequitur

• Fratty 1: That projector doesn't look safe. I wouldn't sit under it.
• Fratty 2: Oh, I'm not. When I'm in a room I go ahead and look around to figure out all the ways the Final Destination movie would try to kill me.
• Fratty 1: Oh... so did you get with that chick last night?

@ Chem Lecture Hall
Overheard by: Forever waiting on the 12
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his odds improve the further south he goes

• Old guy: So is this your boyfriend?
• Girl: No. This is my best friend.
• Guy: Yeah. She's like my cousin. And I only say cousin because there's still that chance we could fuck.

@ Village Idiot
Overheard by: seriously?
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admitting you have a problem is the first step

• Sorostitute: What made you think my boyfriend wanted to make out with you?
• Gay Guy: His erection.

@ Downtown
Overheard by: Mac
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to be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question

• Guy 1: This motherfucker right here...
• Guy 2: I've never fucked a mother. To my knowledge.
• Guy 1: To your knowledge.

@ Little Kings
Overheard by: Paul
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being the fill-in is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it

• (On New Year's Eve)
• Gay Guy: Since we're the only single ones here, we have to kiss at midnight.
• Straight Girl: Sounds good.
• Gay Guy: Unless I find a hot guy in the next fifteen minutes, then you're out.

@ Cine
Overheard by: CantHelpButLaugh (157)
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desperate times call for desperate measures

• Girl 1: So, it's seriously not cheating if your dad is in the hospital detoxing and your boyfriend has a brain tumor?
• Girl 2: Plus with finals coming up.
• Girl 1: Exactly.

@ Aderhold Elevator
Overheard by: UGASLP
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i don't think his required as much preparation

• Straight Guy: After this test I have an oral exam in Spanish.
• Gay Guy: Oh, I had an oral this morning, too. It was good!

@ Science Library
Overheard by: yoyo
Caption by: stilts & films (65)
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during the commercials, of course

• Girl 1: So how did that study session with that guy go last night?
• Girl 2: I went to his place, he took a couple of hits off a huge bong, we fucked, and then watched the Boondock Saints.
• Girl 1: Nice!
• Girl 3: So when did you study?

@ SLC
Overheard by: Blondie
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at least she's willing to share

• Girl 1: Ohmigod, he totally felt me up!
• Girl 2: Shut up, when?
• Girl 1: Yesterday. We were taking a picture together and he grabbed my ass. I was like, yeah! Finally, Lucas!
• Girl 2: Did anything else happen!?
• GIrl 1: Well, I kind of think he felt up Julia later on, but I don't even care!
• Girl 2: Yeah, seriously!

@ English 3000 room before class
Overheard by: Chris
Filed Under Hooking up | In class

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technology brings people together

• Girl on cell: Yes, Mom, I know. Just don't tell Dad I've been taking the pill. He'd fucking kill me.
• (pause)
• Girl on cell: What do you mean I'm on speakerphone!?

@ Tate Center
Overheard by: Kate
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone

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mother knows best

• Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.

@ Milledge Bus
Overheard by: Nick
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | One-liners | The bus

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because i was wondering if you could give me his number

• Sorostitute: (to roommate) So, you still dating that guy I hooked up with?

@ Brumby Hall 8th Floor
Overheard by: Cal (76)
Filed Under Dorm life | Hooking up | One-liners

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google officially replaces dog as man's best friend

• Girl: (walking with two guys) I did look up "blow-job how to."

@ Mell Hall
Overheard by: Cal (76)
Filed Under Hooking up | One-liners

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clearly another excellent breeding decision

• Sorority Girl 1: So all I know is that he is in jail and is waiting to get deported.
• Sorority Girl 2: Deported? That sucks. How is he going to help with the baby?
• Sorority Girl 1: Oh. She's not telling him about the baby... that would be way too much drama and she is scared he would try to stay in the country for it... you know... to be a dad.
• Sorority Girl 2: Yeah. That makes sense. I wouldn't want him around either.

@ Kroger - Produce Department - East Side
Overheard by: tanyard
Filed Under Hooking up | Wtf?

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escher gets laid

• Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend sucks and she has tiny carny hands.
• Guy 2: Yeah but her hands make "it" look big.
• Guy 1: Big?
• Guy 2: I mean huge!

@ Which state is this again?
Overheard by: John
Filed Under Hooking up

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master one skill before moving on to another, grasshopper

• Guy: Why won't you just take it up the butt?
• Girl: I already take it from the front and don't get anything out of it. Why add another dimension?

@ Johnny's Pizza
Overheard by: Naughty
Filed Under Ew. | Hooking up

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i don't think he'll mind either way

• Girl 1: What about Peter? How's he getting home?
• Girl 2: Yeah, call Peter. Cause I want to fuck the shit outta him... and not in a bad way.