Quotes Filed Under "Lost in translation"


office supplies are a total necessity

69 [+ / -]     Jul 15, 2008

  • Girl: (responding to a question in class) Well perhaps it's the rising cost of staples... food, water, gas, that's raising the cost of living.
  • Guy: (scoffs) Staples?

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sorry, we only studied the first 15 in class

144 [+ / -]     Jul 01, 2008

  • Girl 1: Yeah I really want to visit the 16th Chapel while I'm over there.
  • Girl 2: The what?
  • Girl 1: You know, the 16th Chapel? Michelangelo? Come on, it's really famous.

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and as we all know, listening skills are against their religion

-46 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2008

  • Guy: (talking to a group of strangers) Your friend is drunk.
  • Girl: Im not Jewish! I'm Fucking Protestant!

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the one that always has it's head in the sand?

26 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

  • Freshman Girl: Does this make me look emo?
  • Freshman Guy: Isn't that like a giant bird or something?

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30 [+ / -]     Jun 19, 2008

  • (After yearbooks were handed out at a high school graduation)
  • Guy 1: Wow, a lot of people quoted Vince Lombardi.
  • Guy 2: No, nearly everyone quoted this one rapper.
  • Guy 1: Yeah, I hardly see any rap quotes. Who was it?
  • Guy 2: I don't really listen to rap, but it was some guy named Anon.

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or anywhere near me for that matter

80 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2008

  • Guy: (seeing a girl hunched on the stairs at a party) Oh, come on!
  • Girl: Oh, don't "come on" me!
  • Guy: (after a pause) Seriously?

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a case of mistaken identa-p

-99 [+ / -]     Jun 06, 2008

  • Girl 1: Hey Ronda P! How you doin'?
  • Girl 2: What?
  • Girl 1: How you been, Ronda P?
  • Girl 2: What are you talking about? I didn't pee.

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you can drink 'till you're stupid, it won't take long

-32 [+ / -]     May 28, 2008

  • Girl 1: Oh it's Cinco de Mayo today!
  • Girl 2: No it's not, Cinco de Mayo was May first!
  • Girl 1: Cinco... five.
  • Girl 2: Oh... let's go downtown tonight then!

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it really ties the room together

32 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

  • Girl 1: (Referring to a rug) Is that your magic carpet?
  • Girl 2: No... we pray on that.

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like throwing a toggle bolt down a hallway

29 [+ / -]     May 24, 2008

  • (Looking at wall anchors at Wal-Mart)
  • Girl 1: This is the size you need, right here.
  • Girl 2: My hole is way bigger than that.
  • Girl 1: No, this is the one you need
  • Girl 2: No, I am telling you... my hole is bigger than that. If I use that, it is just going to fall out of the hole. Really.

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how easily we forget they're actually the same thing

-6 [+ / -]     May 15, 2008

  • Girl: They are virgins. I think they only want to get married so they can have sex.
  • Guy: Why don't they just fuck before they have sex? Wait...

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must have been a great lecture

55 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

  • Girl 1: She said penis 57 times in 26 minutes.
  • Girl 2: I also got 6 erections.

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there is no spoon

-36 [+ / -]     May 13, 2008

  • Guy: Hey, where are your shoes? You know there's broken glass and hypodermics on the ground!
  • Sorostitute: (stumbles and slaps Guy in the rib) Hey, I'm not a racist!

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