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can i take that coin with me downtown this weekend?

65 [+ / -]     Feb 18, 2010

  • Middle-Eastern TA: Coin have two side. So if I flip coin, there is a fifty percent chance that I will get head.

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dead wrong

164 [+ / -]     Nov 09, 2009

  • Guy: So, tell me one thing about yourself that nobody else here knows.
  • Girl: (giggling) Okay. I'm a necrophiliac.
  • (Guy is speechless)
  • Girl: Yeah, I know. It's embarrassing. I fall asleep at random times, even in broad daylight.

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this is either spy talk or porno talk. not sure which.

-36 [+ / -]     Oct 07, 2009

  • Girl 1: Hey, I have your umbrella.
  • Girl 2: Yeah! you jacked my umbrella.
  • Girl 1: Yeah it was in my bush in front of my apartment. You can get it if you want, its in my back seat.

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they decided to stop celebrating mardi gras after that

126 [+ / -]     May 17, 2009

  • Customer: Can I have a refill on my Dr. Pepper?
  • Cashier: Sure! Take your top off.
  • (Customer stares)

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and the dog is in jail

-46 [+ / -]     Mar 31, 2009

  • Woman on cell: I can't go anywhere. He got a DUI, so now my car's in the pound.

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or he could be a turfgrass management major

103 [+ / -]     Mar 18, 2009

  • Drunk Guy 1: What class do you have at nine?
  • Drunk Guy 2: Fire ants.
  • Drunk Guy 1: What?
  • Drunk Guy 3: I assume he meant finance.

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he's also very stylish and comes with his own allen wrench

8 [+ / -]     Mar 10, 2009

  • (On the way to Ikea)
  • Female coworker: Mmmm, I can't wait to eat some Swedish meatballs!
  • Male coworker: I didn't know your boyfriend was Swedish.

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all great change in america begins at the dinner table.

86 [+ / -]     Mar 09, 2009

  • Girl 1: He's cute, but he talks about Ronald Reagan all the time! It's giving me an inferiority complex because I'm not Nancy!
  • Girl 2: Yuck, I hate McDonald's. Wait, what?

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someone was a bit too drunk on valentine's day

37 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2009

  • Guy: So, have you seen my new tattoo?
  • Girl: No! (looks at tattoo) I like it, what does it mean?
  • Guy: I'm not sure - either "love" or "free sex."

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does hope wear a funny hat?

-32 [+ / -]     Mar 04, 2009

  • (Girl and Guy are ordering food and discussing HOPE scholarship enrollment requirements)
  • Guy: You can get partial HOPE with six hours.
  • Cashier: Dude, I must be really fried from the long day, because I thought you guys were talking about how you were going to meet the Pope in six hours, and I was all like, "The Pope? That's cool, man."

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despite the math, he does make a good point

46 [+ / -]     Jan 22, 2009

  • Old Guy 1: So, is it cold enough for ya?
  • Old Guy 2: I about froze my ass off out there. I talked to my cousin who lives in Winnipeg. They count in Celsius up there, and he said it's -50, which means -100 in normal temperature. That's cold.

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che frattastica!

117 [+ / -]     Jan 10, 2009

  • Teacher: (in Italian) What are some of the physical attributes of an average UGA student?
  • (Students offer suggestions)
  • Teacher: (in Italian) Short hair, blond hair, medium height, sportive. What else?
  • Student: How do you say North Face in Italian?

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he's a bit unclear on the other half of the word

70 [+ / -]     Jan 08, 2009

  • Fratty 1: I don't like percocets. They don't work and they make my butt itch.
  • Fratty 2: What do you mean they make your butt itch?
  • Fratty 1: The pharmacist said they're analgesics.
  • Fratty 2: Do you know what that means?
  • Fratty 1: I know what anal means.

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plus, babies just taste gross

39 [+ / -]     Dec 02, 2008

  • (During a class discussion of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal)
  • Sorostitute: I think his ideas are offensive, personally. This is, like, kind of sick. It's practically advocating abortions.
  • Professor: It's a satire.
  • Sorostitute: Still, the overall message is pretty terrible.

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that class trip to mexicali wasn't as helpful as the teacher hoped

81 [+ / -]     Dec 01, 2008

  • Girl: How do you say...
  • Teacher: Ah ah ah... en español!
  • Girl: Oh right, sorry. Cómo se dice "taco" en español?

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we're sure he's never gotten that one before

-37 [+ / -]     Nov 25, 2008

  • Girl 1: Who is the Dalai Lama?
  • Girl 2: You don't know who the Dalai Lama is? Tibetan monk?
  • Girl 1: Llama? With two Ls? The monk is a llama?

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don't get snippy with me, mon

175 [+ / -]     Nov 21, 2008

  • Girl: So, are you going home to Jamaica over Christmas break?
  • Jamaican Guy: No, my father and I are going to get naturalized next month!
  • Girl: (cringing, looking at Jamaican Guy's crotch) Won't that... hurt?

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it only makes you think you're horny

67 [+ / -]     Nov 18, 2008

  • Guy 1: So it's a libido?
  • Guy 2: You mean placebo.
  • Guy 1: Oh... yeah.

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someone's been using babelfish

42 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2008

  • can't spell - cocktels

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and another one accidentally leaves the closet

-35 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2008

  • Guy 1: (Wearing a North Face) This shawl is making me so hot right now.
  • Guy 2: Um, that's a jacket.

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with a side of tiger and bear. oh my.

68 [+ / -]     Nov 12, 2008

  • Black guy: A friend of mine is making some African food tonight, and I'm really looking forward to having the leftovers.
  • White guy: Really? Like lion?

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a regular don juan

201 [+ / -]     Nov 02, 2008

  • Spanish Professor: Soon you will begin to prepare for the oral sex. O dios mio! I mean test! Test!

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that's what you get for mouthing off

34 [+ / -]     Oct 26, 2008

  • Girl: You shouldn't have even gone to the bar that night.
  • Guy: Why not?
  • Girl: Because you told him he could give you a blowjob.
  • Guy: I did not! I just said, "a mouth's a mouth."

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1820s or 1920s? either way, you're wrong.

39 [+ / -]     Oct 13, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: I wish I lived in the 60s.
  • Sorostitute 2: I probably would have lived in Gone with the Wind times.
  • Sorostitute 1: Ew... the twenties?

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that misconception isn't quite as common as the other

107 [+ / -]     Oct 06, 2008

  • Girl 1: So where in England are you from?
  • Girl 2: No, that's a common misconception. Actually, I'm from South Africa.
  • Girl 1: Oh! I meant where in Europe!
  • Girl 2: Uh... no, not that either.

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which, incidentally, is also his nickname

24 [+ / -]     Aug 10, 2008

  • White Guy: How do you pronounce your name? Is it Ty?
  • Asian Guy: No, it's Tee... as in teabagging.
  • White Guy: Oh. (pause) Wait! What?!
  • Asian Guy: Sorry, maybe I should have said sweet tea.

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talk about a bone-crushing sunburn

40 [+ / -]     Aug 04, 2008

  • (Cloudy day at community pool, a girl and her boyfriend are laying out)
  • Boyfriend: I don't think this is gonna work, there are to many massive clouds in the sky.
  • Girlfriend: Don't worry! The SUVs are still coming down!

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office supplies are a total necessity

93 [+ / -]     Jul 15, 2008

  • Girl: (responding to a question in class) Well perhaps it's the rising cost of staples... food, water, gas, that's raising the cost of living.
  • Guy: (scoffs) Staples?

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sorry, we only studied the first 15 in class

158 [+ / -]     Jul 01, 2008

  • Girl 1: Yeah I really want to visit the 16th Chapel while I'm over there.
  • Girl 2: The what?
  • Girl 1: You know, the 16th Chapel? Michelangelo? Come on, it's really famous.

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and as we all know, listening skills are against their religion

-46 [+ / -]     Jun 25, 2008

  • Guy: (talking to a group of strangers) Your friend is drunk.
  • Girl: Im not Jewish! I'm Fucking Protestant!

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the one that always has it's head in the sand?

35 [+ / -]     Jun 22, 2008

  • Freshman Girl: Does this make me look emo?
  • Freshman Guy: Isn't that like a giant bird or something?

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submitted by anonymous

36 [+ / -]     Jun 19, 2008

  • (After yearbooks were handed out at a high school graduation)
  • Guy 1: Wow, a lot of people quoted Vince Lombardi.
  • Guy 2: No, nearly everyone quoted this one rapper.
  • Guy 1: Yeah, I hardly see any rap quotes. Who was it?
  • Guy 2: I don't really listen to rap, but it was some guy named Anon.

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or anywhere near me for that matter

88 [+ / -]     Jun 11, 2008

  • Guy: (seeing a girl hunched on the stairs at a party) Oh, come on!
  • Girl: Oh, don't "come on" me!
  • Guy: (after a pause) Seriously?

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a case of mistaken identa-p

-102 [+ / -]     Jun 06, 2008

  • Girl 1: Hey Ronda P! How you doin'?
  • Girl 2: What?
  • Girl 1: How you been, Ronda P?
  • Girl 2: What are you talking about? I didn't pee.

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you can drink 'till you're stupid, it won't take long

-27 [+ / -]     May 28, 2008

  • Girl 1: Oh it's Cinco de Mayo today!
  • Girl 2: No it's not, Cinco de Mayo was May first!
  • Girl 1: Cinco... five.
  • Girl 2: Oh... let's go downtown tonight then!

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it really ties the room together

39 [+ / -]     May 26, 2008

  • Girl 1: (Referring to a rug) Is that your magic carpet?
  • Girl 2: No... we pray on that.

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like throwing a toggle bolt down a hallway

29 [+ / -]     May 24, 2008

  • (Looking at wall anchors at Wal-Mart)
  • Girl 1: This is the size you need, right here.
  • Girl 2: My hole is way bigger than that.
  • Girl 1: No, this is the one you need
  • Girl 2: No, I am telling you... my hole is bigger than that. If I use that, it is just going to fall out of the hole. Really.

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how easily we forget they're actually the same thing

-5 [+ / -]     May 15, 2008

  • Girl: They are virgins. I think they only want to get married so they can have sex.
  • Guy: Why don't they just fuck before they have sex? Wait...

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must have been a great lecture

65 [+ / -]     May 14, 2008

  • Girl 1: She said penis 57 times in 26 minutes.
  • Girl 2: I also got 6 erections.

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there is no spoon

-37 [+ / -]     May 13, 2008

  • Guy: Hey, where are your shoes? You know there's broken glass and hypodermics on the ground!
  • Sorostitute: (stumbles and slaps Guy in the rib) Hey, I'm not a racist!

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"...you mean your house, right?"

51 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Guy 1: What do you do in Athens in the summer when no one's here?
  • Guy 2: I dunno. Hang out in your house naked.

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can you hear william wallace turning in his grave?

40 [+ / -]     May 10, 2008

  • Sociology Instructor: (talking about ideas) Where is the only place that you truly have freedom?
  • Dude: Amsterdam?

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and where the hell did i put that map?

35 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • (Drunk Girl is walking around Russell Hall, talking on cell phone)
  • Drunk Girl on cell: I'm dying! I'm dying!
  • (pause)
  • Drunk Girl on cell: No, I'm walking into Molly O' Sheas right now. Okay, now I'm walking to Sandbar. Yes, see you in a minute.
  • (She walks towards Russell)
  • Drunk Girl on cell:I think, wait, now I'm at sandbar. Help!

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i'll take that as a maybe

-29 [+ / -]     May 07, 2008

  • Guy: Hey, have you seen Rack 'em Willy come through here?
  • Sorostitute: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes.
  • (pause)
  • Guy: Thanks.

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ordering off the taco bell dollar menu doesn't count

56 [+ / -]     May 06, 2008

  • Guy: I love when girls speak different languages!
  • Drunk Girl: I speak Spanish!
  • Guy: Oh really? Como estas?
  • Drunk Girl: What?

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just wishful thinking

-15 [+ / -]     Apr 29, 2008

  • Office Email: I have had several members of the faculty ask me if Dr. Lowe's
    retirement party was still to be held tomorrow evening. The External
    Affairs Committee has cancelled the event because Dr. Lowe will be
    with us next year. Sorry for the confusion.

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any good southerner will tell you that there's no singular form

120 [+ / -]     Apr 28, 2008

  • (At breakfast)
  • UCLA Gymnastics Coach: Umm... I have just one question before we order. What is a "grit?"

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you shouldn't trust anyone that can taste with their eyes

16 [+ / -]     Apr 23, 2008

  • Guy: Christianity was the religion of the white people who were oppressing them, so I think it left a bad taste in the Indians' eyes.

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not until after the operation

-26 [+ / -]     Apr 22, 2008

  • Guy 1: So do you have any siblings?
  • Guy 2: Yeah, I have a twin sister.
  • Guy 1: Oh, that's cool, do y'all look a lot alike?
  • Guy 2: No not really.
  • Guy 1: Oh, so y'all aren't identical?

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and why does my browser keep telling me i need java?

-26 [+ / -]     Apr 21, 2008

  • Professor: Cookies are all over your files, they store information from the Web.
  • Girl: (whispering) How do they cookies store stuff, all you can really do with them is eat them.

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can't be worse than that shit you eat at mexicali

-37 [+ / -]     Apr 15, 2008

  • Girl 1: So do you think we will like actually see Mexicans?
  • Girl 2: Are you serious... we are going to be in Mexico.
  • Girl 1: Yeah, but will we eat authentic Mexican food?
  • Girl 2: Yes! What else do you expect?
  • Girl 1: Well, I'm not eating it because I heard they crush up bugs and stuff into their food there.

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i'm sure her dad thinks it's hilarious

86 [+ / -]     Apr 14, 2008

  • (Referring to the Sideways Bar shirt that reads, "we accept daddy's credit card" on the back)
  • Girl 1: I don't get it.
  • Girl 2: It's just supposed to be funny.
  • Girl 1: Oh, I get it... like because your swipe your credit card sideways. Ha ha, that is funny.

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and not enough people wear hearing aids

30 [+ / -]     Apr 13, 2008

  • Auctioneer: And he's on the UGA Sailing Team!
  • Girl: UGA has a saline team? That's cool! I mean, a lot of people wear contacts.

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have you been drinking tonight, officer?

195 [+ / -]     Apr 04, 2008

  • Cop: So what's your major?
  • Girl: I'm majoring in geography, but I'm getting a certificate in meteorology.
  • Cop: What? Well, I guess that makes sense. When the meteor falls you kind of need to know where its going to land.
  • Girl: (long pause) Yeah... meteorology is the study of weather.

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not those kind of wigs

16 [+ / -]     Apr 03, 2008

  • Drunk Girl 1: I didn't know they had a wig shop downtown. Lets go try some on tomorrow.
  • Drunk Girl 2: No, they don't let you try on wigs there.
  • Drunk Girl 1: Oh, why not?
  • Drunk Girl 2: You know, crabs and stuff.

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at least she didn't mention the stains the dry cleaner couldn't get out

254 [+ / -]     Apr 01, 2008

  • Guy: I gave Joyce a ride home last weekend. She wanted to pick up some stuff at the dry cleaners on the way out of Athens. I drop her off at her home and the next morning my mom is all upset. Joyce had left a message on our answering machine that said, "Hey, I left my dress in your car last night..."

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you could try the retard aisle

-42 [+ / -]     Mar 31, 2008

  • Girl 1: Hey, where do you think the turkey is?
  • Girl 2: Did you look in the poultry section?
  • Girl 1: No, I'm looking for turkey, not chicken.

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that would explain the lack of appetite

243 [+ / -]     Mar 31, 2008

  • Girl on Cell: So all I had for lunch was some Coke and a couple of Milky Way eggs that you gave me in the Easter basket.
  • (pause)
  • Girl on Cell: No mom, not cocaine. Coca Cola. I can't afford weed, much less cocaine.

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good luck with the etymology final

77 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2008

  • Fratty: So what's your major?
  • Girl: Horticulture.
  • Fratty: So... does that mean you're gonna be a prostitute or something?

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let's hope he has workman's comp

-51 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

  • Roommate 1: Check this out, its the world's oldest stripper. He said he got started as a way to exercise after prostate cancer.
  • Roommate 2: Prostate cancer? So... he lost a nut?

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they made a book out of that movie?

67 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

  • Girl 1: (walking out of Park Hall) "To be or not to be," that's from a play, isn't it?
  • Girl 2: No, that's from "Romeo and Juliet."

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ah ha, the letter three, my friend

208 [+ / -]     Mar 18, 2008

  • Girl 1: God I can't believe we had a threesome.
  • Girl 2: I know! Our scarlet letter is totally the number 3.

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"...i have no idea what you're talking about, but count me in!"

-59 [+ / -]     Mar 18, 2008

  • Female Professor: Hey, how are ya?
  • Male Professor: Good morning.
  • Female Professor: Hey, I'm gonna bake your cookies tonight.
  • Male Professor: Okay!

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there's no place like tech, there's no place like tech...

-11 [+ / -]     Mar 17, 2008

  • Girl 1: Wow, I can't believe two people died from the twisters.
  • Girl 2: Yeah, one even landed on Tech's campus!
  • Girl 3: Wait, a tornado or a person?

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so long, thanks for all the fish

-51 [+ / -]     Mar 13, 2008

  • Girl 1: Oooh. I really like that salmon shirt.
  • Girl 2: I think it's pronounced sa-mon.
  • Girl 1: I say sal-mon for the color and sa-mon for the shirt.

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(de)evolution at work

-9 [+ / -]     Mar 10, 2008

  • Young Girl: Look, it's a T-Rex!
  • Older Girl: That's a turkey.

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i guess that makes her right-brained

74 [+ / -]     Mar 09, 2008

  • Professor: People with strong left brains tend to be more creative and less analytic.
  • Girl: Wait, my left or yours?

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how many clintons does it take to titrate obama?

148 [+ / -]     Mar 07, 2008

  • Girl 1: I was a political science major, but I already graduated.
  • Girl 2: Oh my god. You should totally tutor me, science is my worst subject. Chemistry is killing me.

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no matter what, it'll feel like an eternity

-74 [+ / -]     Mar 05, 2008

  • Man: They're doing 80's songs on Idol tonight.
  • Woman: 80 songs!? How long is it on tonight?

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you hit the nail on the head

-35 [+ / -]     Feb 29, 2008

  • Girl 1: He wasn't the brightest...
  • Girl 2: Tool in the shed?

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who wouldn't wait an hour for an escort taxi?

-66 [+ / -]     Feb 27, 2008

  • Dispatcher: UGA Escort Services. How can I help you?
  • Sorostitute: Umm, yeah, can we like, get an escort taxi from Brumby to the Arches?
  • Dispatcher: Hello? He says he won't be able to get there for an hour.
  • Sorostitute: Okay. We'll wait.

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and the oscar goes to... dumb and dumber!

-69 [+ / -]     Feb 27, 2008

  • Girl: Who won big at the Oscars?
  • Guy: Well, the Coen brothers won for four different categories.
  • Girl: Really? Who knew that the guys who created There's Something About Mary could win an Oscar someday?

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that gold bikini looked so hot

-28 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

  • Roommate 1: I'm watching a Cary Grant movie right now!
  • Roommate 2: Who?
  • Roommate 1: Seriously?
  • Roommate 2: Remind me what movies she was in again. Star Wars, right?

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couldn't fit "me love you long time" on the candy

114 [+ / -]     Feb 25, 2008

  • Girl 1: (reading a candy sweetheart) "It's long." Wow, these things have sure gotten risque!
  • Girl 2: (looks at the heart) Honey, that says, "It's love."

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at least the liberal art majors will have a leg up

24 [+ / -]     Feb 16, 2008

  • Alumni Fratty: (pointing at Candler Hall) My old frat used to be there - we just lost it.
  • Daughter: Daddy? Why do they have a Homeless Academy?
  • Alumni Fratty: Huh?
  • Daughter: 'Cause I just saw a sign back there... Homeless Hunter Academy.
  • Alumni Fratty: I don't know, I didn't go here then.

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yeah, you could say they're pretty social

60 [+ / -]     Feb 16, 2008

  • (Discussing Valentine's Day activities)
  • Sorostitute 1: Oh yeah you know SDTs are getting passed around tonight!
  • Sorostitute 2: Why, do they have a social?

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wait... how many women have hunches?

56 [+ / -]     Feb 15, 2008

  • (During a Valentine's Day lecture on contraception)
  • Female Doctor: If anyone has anymore questions regarding sexual health, I'll stay after class to answer them for you.
  • (Guy approaches Female Doctor)
  • Guy: You're a women's doctor... how many girls ACTUALLY have private parts down there?
  • (Female Doctor stares for a second)
  • Female Doctor: Well... I'm almost 100% positive that all women have private parts down there, but this is just my hunch.

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um, no. but we can see why you might think that.

107 [+ / -]     Feb 13, 2008

  • Ghetto girl 1: I don't know why she complaining so much, I mean, they don't hurt that bad.
  • Ghetto girl 2: She just bein' a drama queen.
  • Ghetto girl 1: I know, I mean everybody got crabs.

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being stupid isn't just for drunks anymore

2 [+ / -]     Feb 12, 2008

  • Drunk girl: Didn't you owe me five dollars?
  • Sober girl 1: I don't even know you.
  • Drunk girl: Oh, you have a nice night.
  • (Drunk girl stumbles away)
  • Sober girl 1: Works every time.
  • Sober girl 2: What? You just cheated a drunk girl.
  • Sober girl 1: Oh. Oh, I was totally kidding. Chill. I don't know her.

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divorce is just one small step for man

74 [+ / -]     Feb 12, 2008

  • Girl 1: Oh, did you know that Condoleezza Rice is an Alphi Chi Omega?
  • Girl 2: Yeah, they told us during rush. So was Neil Armstrong's wife.
  • Girl 3: Didn't he and Sheryl Crow get a divorce?

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that train's left the parking lot

-83 [+ / -]     Feb 10, 2008

  • Girl 1: What's that saying? Denial isn't just a river, it's a...
  • Girl 2: What are you talking about?
  • Girl 1: You know, denial...
  • Girl 2: You've lost your metaphor.

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sometimes an emoticon is just an emoticon

261 [+ / -]     Feb 09, 2008

  • (After sending a text message)
  • Drunk girl: Shit, I totally didn't mean to send that!
  • Sober girl: Send what?
  • Drunk girl: Well, I told him I would see him later and I put the the winky face instead of the smiley face! Now he thinks I totally wanna do him! Damn you, winky face!

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"...either way, i feel like a kid again"

199 [+ / -]     Feb 08, 2008

  • Girl 1: I can see your panties! They're white!
  • Girl 2: No, you can't. They're gray.
  • Girl 1: Yeah, my panties are green, and I think they have poo on them. They're awesome.
  • (Girl 2 stares)
  • Girl 1: Winnie! Winnie the Pooh!

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at locos, you have it your way... we think

-12 [+ / -]     Feb 07, 2008

  • Guy: Can I get the spicy chicken sandwich?
  • Waitress: Sure. Do you want extra hot, hot, medium, or mild?
  • Guy: Um... spicy.

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i prophesy an "f"

319 [+ / -]     Feb 06, 2008

  • Guy 1: The first two weeks of intro to accounting last semester, every time they said "profits" I thought they were saying "prophets."
  • Guy 2: Dude, seriously, were you home-schooled?

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"...yeah, i have this strange case of malapropism"

92 [+ / -]     Feb 04, 2008

  • Townie: Do I seem pretentious to you?
  • Sorostitute: I don't know, have you been sick recently?

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and you're friend has been dieting wrong

268 [+ / -]     Feb 03, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: So how the hell are you?
  • Sorostitute 2: Well, you know what they say... same shit, different color.
  • Sorostitute 1: Oh wow, all these years I've been saying that wrong.

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$100 in washington will get you a lot more than that

56 [+ / -]     Jan 30, 2008

  • (Watching the State of the Union address)
  • Lebanese girl: Who are the people applauding Bush in the audience?
  • Guy: Those are republican members of Congress.
  • Lebanese girl: Wow, really? In my country, you would have to pay $100 per person for applause like that.

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either way, you may as well be dead

75 [+ / -]     Jan 29, 2008

  • Professor: Before the judicial system was perfected, if you were caught taking nude pictures, you would either get jail time or your head cut off.
  • (students giggle)
  • Professor: Not that head, i meant this head (motioning to his head).

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only if you're doing it wrong

51 [+ / -]     Jan 23, 2008

  • Girl 1: (proofreading a paper out loud) A minute portion of alcohol...
  • Girl 2: But doesn't how much a person can drink in a minute depend on, like, the person?

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stereotype, party of one

221 [+ / -]     Jan 22, 2008

  • Korean professor: Yes, sea snails are delicious. Do you guys eat them?
  • Class: No.
  • Girl in back: Wait, what do they taste like?
  • Korean professor: Like Dog.
  • (Class falls to into silence)
  • Korean professor: It's a joke, guys. I was kidding.

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"sure, lemme check with my boyfriend..."

-51 [+ / -]     Jan 22, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Ugh, these balls are so heavy.
  • (Turns to a stranger that's been using a lighter ball)
  • Sorostitute: Ohmigod, can we share balls?

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