Quotes Filed Under "MARTA"


the same old story

14 [+ / -]     Dec 30, 2008

  • (Two girls are waiting at a bus stop and a junker car pulls up)
  • Sketchy Guy: Hey! Come here!
  • Girl 1: We're waiting for the MARTA bus.
  • Sketchy Guy: I am the MARTA bus!
  • Girl 2: You're a little... small.

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#22   and if you look out the window to your left, you'll catch a glimpse of the gays in their natural habitat

39 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

  • (Train stops and people start exiting)
  • Drunk Girl: What? Where are we? Is this my stop?
  • Gay Guy: This is the Midtown exit.
  • Drunk Girl: It is? How do you know?
  • Gay Guy: See all the gays departing the train here? That's how you know it's the Midtown station.

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is it weird that i can still feel the 6 that are missing?

8 [+ / -]     Apr 24, 2008

  • Old Black Woman: That thing with eight tentacles? Yeah, I've been one of those.

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high-roller suite, anyone?

21 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • (On Marta going northbound, in an older, rundown train)
  • Fratty: Damn, this must be the VIP train... it smells like ass in here.

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#3   sounds like he's under pressure

136 [+ / -]     Mar 19, 2008

  • Bum: (outside MARTA station) Spare change? Spare change?
  • (He breaks into a perfect David Bowie imitation)
  • Bum: Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the train! Changes!

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#2   better get used to it, kids

176 [+ / -]     Mar 14, 2008

  • Bum: (sitting on ground outside MARTA station) Spare change?
  • (Mom tries to hurry her two kids past him)
  • Little Boy: Wow, a homeless person! We learned about these in social studies!
  • Little Girl: I never thought I'd actually get to see one in real life!

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#9   turns out beggars CAN be choosers

70 [+ / -]     Feb 28, 2008

  • Beggar Lady: Does anyone have any change so I can eat?
  • (Guy starts putting nickels and pennies down on the seat for her)
  • Beggar Lady: No, no, I don't take pennies.

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#19   como se dice "dumbass?"

41 [+ / -]     Feb 26, 2008

  • Businessman on cell: What do you call 2 mex... (pauses and looks around) ...icans playing basketball?
  • (pause)
  • Businessman: Juan on Juan!

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#24   she as well be saving up barcodes from cereal boxes

37 [+ / -]     Feb 21, 2008

  • (Poor Lady is walking up and down the train asking for change to buy food)
  • Poor Lady: Can you spare 25 cents, sir?
  • Fratty: Sorry, I dont have any change.
  • Poor Lady: Is that one of 'em iPods?
  • Fratty: Yes, ma'am.
  • Poor Lady: How much one of 'em cost?
  • Fratty: 'Bout $200.
  • Poor Lady: Ooh, child... I've got to save my money to buy one of 'em things.

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