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the same old story

19 [+ / -] Dec 30, 2008

(Two girls are waiting at a bus stop and a junker car pulls up)
Sketchy Guy: Hey! Come here!
Girl 1: We're waiting for the MARTA bus.
Sketchy Guy: I am the MARTA bus!
Girl 2: You're a little... small.

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#21 and if you look out the window to your left, you'll catch a glimpse of the gays in their natural habitat

41 [+ / -] Sep 14, 2008

(Train stops and people start exiting)
Drunk Girl: What? Where are we? Is this my stop?
Gay Guy: This is the Midtown exit.
Drunk Girl: It is? How do you know?
Gay Guy: See all the gays departing the train here? That's how you know it's the Midtown station.

Midtown MARTA station

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is it weird that i can still feel the 6 that are missing?

8 [+ / -] Apr 24, 2008

Old Black Woman: That thing with eight tentacles? Yeah, I've been one of those.

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high-roller suite, anyone?

22 [+ / -] Apr 06, 2008

(On Marta going northbound, in an older, rundown train)
Fratty: Damn, this must be the VIP train... it smells like ass in here.

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#3 sounds like he's under pressure

144 [+ / -] Mar 19, 2008

Bum: (outside MARTA station) Spare change? Spare change?
(He breaks into a perfect David Bowie imitation)
Bum: Ch-ch-ch-changes! Turn and face the train! Changes!

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#2 better get used to it, kids

178 [+ / -] Mar 14, 2008

Bum: (sitting on ground outside MARTA station) Spare change?
(Mom tries to hurry her two kids past him)
Little Boy: Wow, a homeless person! We learned about these in social studies!
Little Girl: I never thought I'd actually get to see one in real life!

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#9 turns out beggars CAN be choosers

72 [+ / -] Feb 28, 2008

Beggar Lady: Does anyone have any change so I can eat?
(Guy starts putting nickels and pennies down on the seat for her)
Beggar Lady: No, no, I don't take pennies.

Five Points Marta

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#20 como se dice "dumbass?"

41 [+ / -] Feb 26, 2008

Businessman on cell: What do you call 2 mex... (pauses and looks around) ...icans playing basketball?
(pause)
Businessman: Juan on Juan!

Northbound MARTA Train

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#25 she as well be saving up barcodes from cereal boxes

36 [+ / -] Feb 21, 2008

(Poor Lady is walking up and down the train asking for change to buy food)
Poor Lady: Can you spare 25 cents, sir?
Fratty: Sorry, I dont have any change.
Poor Lady: Is that one of 'em iPods?
Fratty: Yes, ma'am.
Poor Lady: How much one of 'em cost?
Fratty: 'Bout $200.
Poor Lady: Ooh, child... I've got to save my money to buy one of 'em things.

college student

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