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ironically, his second album is titled "exclusive"
73 [+ / -] Jul 12, 2008
- Girl on cell: Look baby, if we just break up for one day it won't be cheating
- (pause)
- Girl on cell: Don't yell at me!
- (pause)
- Girl on cell: Well, what if it was Chris Brown?
- (pause)
- Girl on cell: No, its not.
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@ Tate
Overheard by: J
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone
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those are not mutually exclusive
18 [+ / -] Jun 28, 2008
- Woman: (in dressing room on cell) I think this is too small... well, either my titties are too big or this is too small.
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@ TJ Maxx Dressing Room
Overheard by: Still Laughing
Filed Under On the phone | One-liners
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somehow i don't think she'll be the only one
44 [+ / -] Jun 01, 2008
- Sorostitute on cell: Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
- (pause)
- Sorostitute on cell: Awesome, look for me. I'll be the one on the floor.
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@ orbit
Overheard by: anonymous
Filed Under The bus | On the phone
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it's always good to diversify your client base
33 [+ / -] May 23, 2008
- Cashier: (on phone) Why yes, we do have pink chiffon for homosexuals!
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@ Herey's
Overheard by: carolinablonde (80)
Filed Under At work | On the phone | One-liners
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viagra vs. steroids, round 1, ding!
30 [+ / -] May 17, 2008
- Guy on cell: Don't fuck with me! I'm harder than your strongest erection!
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@ Tate plaza
Overheard by: Sammi (199)
Caption by: Not a Chief, Just an Indian (25)
Filed Under Ew. | On the phone | One-liners
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too bad beer goggles don't come with a beer muzzle
-33 [+ / -] May 13, 2008
- Guy on cell: Dude, I've been making out with the hottest girl all night!
- (surrounding group cheers for him)
- Guy on cell: She's the hottest girl I've ever made out with! We've been all over each other at the Winery. Her tongue was down my throat! I really hope she wants to see me again because she said, "I want to see you again." She had a hot body dude, but even her mind was hot because she could like stop kissing me and we'd look at each other and I could just tell her mind is totally hot!
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@ At the crosswalk on Broadstreet by the Winery
Overheard by: mRa
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone
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it's been even longer since she paused to breathe
65 [+ / -] May 12, 2008
- Sorostitute: I really want a muffin because they are so good. But I was on the phone with Momma one time in line here and I told her I was about to get a muffin. She said, "you know what happens to girls who eat muffins right? they get muffin tops." Then I looked over and this, like, huge girl was eating a muffin. So I was like, oh my gosh she's right. I haven't had a muffin in like six months.
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@ jittery joes slc
Overheard by: anon
Filed Under On the phone | One-liners | SLC
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and where the hell did i put that map?
32 [+ / -] May 09, 2008
- (Drunk Girl is walking around Russell Hall, talking on cell phone)
- Drunk Girl on cell: I'm dying! I'm dying!
- (pause)
- Drunk Girl on cell: No, I'm walking into Molly O' Sheas right now. Okay, now I'm walking to Sandbar. Yes, see you in a minute.
- (She walks towards Russell)
- Drunk Girl on cell:I think, wait, now I'm at sandbar. Help!
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@ Russell Hall
Overheard by: awkward starfish
Filed Under Dorm life | Drinking | Lost in translation | On the phone
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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again
47 [+ / -] May 09, 2008
- Guy on cell: Yeah, I got a D in Chemistry.
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: It's totally awesome because I was failing... I mean, I had a 40 in the class but I totally flirted with the professor and he passed me!
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: linor
Filed Under Gay | On the phone | The bus
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the thirteenth step is always the hardest
35 [+ / -] May 09, 2008
- (Guy is talking on his cell phone, wearing a Coors Light shirt and hip waders)
- Guy on cell: How the hell did you get there?
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: You've got a drinkin' problem!
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: I told you how bad it was when I got my last DUI!
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: Yeah, I'm gettin' the beer. I'll be there in a few minutes.
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@ Lexington Rd. Wal-Mart
Overheard by: The Great American
Filed Under Wtf? | On the phone | Drinking
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the girls on the bus go round and round
48 [+ / -] May 03, 2008
- Girl on phone: Hey... I'm good.
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: (whispering) I can't! I'm on the bus.
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: (getting louder) I told you! I'm on the bus... I can't!
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: Why do you always have to talk about it?
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: (yelling) I was screaming, wasn't I? What more do you want?
- (She hangs up and runs off the bus)
- Guy: Let me off, I need her number!
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@ ECX Bus
Overheard by: drivingincircles (30)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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parents have their homework, too
79 [+ / -] May 02, 2008
- Girl on Cell: I'm going to the library, mom.
- (pause)
- Girl on Cell: No, not the bar. The UGA library. Wait, why do you know about the bar called The Library?
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@ Outside the UGA library
Overheard by: Kat (15)
Filed Under Drinking | On the phone | Pwn!
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in a galaxy far far away, fratties invade geekdom
-20 [+ / -] Apr 28, 2008
- Fratty 1: (answers cell phone) Hey Obi-Wan!
- Fratty 2: Isn't that a Star Wars reference?
- Fratty 3: Yeah, it is.
- Fratty 2: Wow! He's ballin'!
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: anon
Filed Under Greek Life | Nerd | On the phone
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good, now that we're agreed...
86 [+ / -] Apr 26, 2008
- Girl On Cell: What!? I haven't heard from you in two weeks and you call to tell me you want me to have your babies!?
- (pause)
- Girl On Cell: No, no, no. Fuck that and fuck you!
- Guy: (yelling audibly through the phone) That's what I'm asking you to do!
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@ downtown streets
Overheard by: embarassed_for_her
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | Wtf?
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college is about managing your extra-curricular activities
8 [+ / -] Apr 22, 2008
- Girl on Cell: You would think she would learn to not be such a slut, I mean she's had like three abortions, she can't have any more!
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@ Lumpkin St.
Overheard by: J-breezy
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | One-liners | Wtf?
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"...are we still on for that self-help seminar?"
80 [+ / -] Apr 20, 2008
- Guy on Cell: Well, I don't like police 'cause my ex-girl left me for a cop.
- (Pause)
- Guy on Cell: Yeah, my roommate gets back from rehab today.
- (Pause)
- Guy on Cell: Good luck with that whole abortion thing. What are you doing this weekend?
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@ Myers
Overheard by: Mac
Filed Under On the phone | Wtf?
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in court, a text message is called "evidence"
50 [+ / -] Apr 12, 2008
- Girl: I'm text flirting with this guy and he said he wants to roofie me.
- Guy: What?
- Girl: Yeah, why does he want to take me on a roof anyway?
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: Too cool
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone
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which, by the way, is a great place to talk on the phone
145 [+ / -] Apr 12, 2008
- Girl on Cell: I couldn't believe he did that... ew, I just heard someone peeing!
- Voice From Stall: That's cause you're in a bathroom, dumbass.
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@ SLC
Overheard by: anon
Filed Under Dumbass | On the phone | SLC
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