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does that satisfy my multicultural credit?

-2 [+ / -]     Aug 24, 2010

  • Jock 1: Remember that girl with the really weird pants on the first day?
  • Jock 2: Yeah.
  • Jock 1: She's not from America... how much more sense does that make now?

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a few small steps for man

-13 [+ / -]     Feb 01, 2010

  • Girl 1: I ran six miles last week.
  • Girl 2: Really? On what?
  • Girl 1: On the elliptical.
  • Girl 2: What level?
  • Girl 1: Well, I was on level one, but did you know they have a level zero?

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and now, the main event

12 [+ / -]     Jan 28, 2010

  • Sorostitute 1: It's always good to have a friend crazier than you. It's like insurance!
  • Sorostitute 2: Huh? How?
  • Sorostitute 1: You're never the shittiest shitshow. You're always second shitshow.

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damn, looks like we have to go to omni

32 [+ / -]     Jan 07, 2010

  • The sign usually says "No shoes on mats," but there's a letter missing...

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i'm kind of a big deal...

106 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2009

  • Fratty 1: Dude, you have a boner.
  • Fratty 2: (looks at his crotch) Don't act like you're not impressed.

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hope she scores a perfect 320%

20 [+ / -]     Mar 03, 2009

  • Sorostitute: So our final for that class is gonna be eight questions, which scares me because that means each one is worth, like, 40% of the test.

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when she stops lying, she can finally become a real blond

97 [+ / -]     Feb 10, 2009

  • (During a weight lifting class)
  • Girl 1: I want blonder hair. I think I'm going to get highlights.
  • Girl 2: Yeah, my hair is naturally blond, but for some reason my roots come out brown.

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