Quotes Filed Under "Taco Stand"


is this the male-to-male version of date rape?

15 [+ / -]     Jan 19, 2010

  • Fratty 1: We were so drunk, I'm pretty sure we grabbed each others' dick!
  • Fratty 2: I don't know...
  • Fratty 1: And I'm pretty sure we all had a good time!

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more for some than others

-3 [+ / -]     Sep 22, 2009

  • Guy 1: Broadway does great things.
  • Guy 2: I know, I'm a northerner.
  • Guy 1: I know, I'm a homosexual.

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so is it chicken or fish?

19 [+ / -]     Jul 22, 2009

  • Girl: This was not what I wanted on my nachos. There are tomatoes on here. What kind of cheese is this?
  • Employee: We can take the tomatoes off, and the cheese is white cheddar.
  • Girl: Don't y'all have any American cheese?
  • Employee: No, I'm sorry, we don't.
  • Girl: (to friend) I can't believe they don't have any American cheese! Why wouldn't they have American cheese?
  • Customer in line: Because this is a Mexican restaurant?

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we were unaware that it wasn't already trendy

-32 [+ / -]     May 31, 2009

  • Stoner 1: Hey. Nice to meet you.
  • Stoner 2: Actually, I think I know you. Weren't you the guy smoking a bowl in the bathroom at Taco Stand?
  • Stoner 1: Yeah. I figure if I do it everyone else will do it, too.

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mom kept forgetting and tried to vote 12 times

62 [+ / -]     Nov 04, 2008

  • Girl: Hey, voting in Oconee is at the Civic Center, right?
  • Mother: Yeah. Wait are you old enough to vote?
  • Girl: Mom, I'm 20.
  • Mother: So that's a yes?

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that just so happens to smell like fish

-47 [+ / -]     Aug 20, 2008

  • Drunk Guy 1: What are you getting?
  • Drunk Guy 2: I'm getting tilapia taco.
  • Drunk Guy 1: What's tilapia?
  • Drunk Guy 2: A Taco!

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