Quotes Filed Under "The Grill"


have you had your break today?

10 [+ / -]     Aug 05, 2009

  • Drunk girl: Would you rather pay $1.89 first thing in the morning for an Egg McMuffin or pussy?
  • Drunk guy 1: Am I in love with the girl?
  • Drunk guy 2: Well, I if I had to choose between a McGriddle and a blow job first thing in the morning, the McGriddle wins every time.
  • Drunk guy 1: That's like a trick question.
  • Drunk guy 2: Dude, have you had a McGriddle?

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they aren't known for their self-esteem

42 [+ / -]     Jun 08, 2009

  • Host: How many are in your party?
  • Sorostitute: (counts everyone) One, two, three, four, five... five.
  • Host: Did you count yourself?
  • Sorostitute: (counts again) One, two, three, four, five, six... six.

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