Quotes Filed Under "The bus"


does this coal tower go to snelling?

-8 [+ / -]     Jun 16, 2008

  • Historic preservationists were horrified when this coal tower was replaced by the Multi-Modal Center next to downtown.

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somehow i don't think she'll be the only one

44 [+ / -]     Jun 01, 2008

  • Sorostitute on cell: Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
  • (pause)
  • Sorostitute on cell: Awesome, look for me. I'll be the one on the floor.

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uga transit's been meaning to relabel those things for years

45 [+ / -]     May 12, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Crap! This bus is going the wrong way!
  • (She pulls the stop cord)
  • Sorostitute 2: This bus always goes this way!
  • Sorostitute 1: Why isn't the bus stopping? I pulled the cord!
  • Sorostitute 2: I don't think that's what it's for, but it does seem to piss the drivers off.

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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again

47 [+ / -]     May 09, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Yeah, I got a D in Chemistry.
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: It's totally awesome because I was failing... I mean, I had a 40 in the class but I totally flirted with the professor and he passed me!
  • (pause)
  • Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.

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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?

27 [+ / -]     May 05, 2008

  • Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.

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the girls on the bus go round and round

48 [+ / -]     May 03, 2008

  • Girl on phone: Hey... I'm good.
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: (whispering) I can't! I'm on the bus.
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: (getting louder) I told you! I'm on the bus... I can't!
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: Why do you always have to talk about it?
  • (pause)
  • Girl on phone: (yelling) I was screaming, wasn't I? What more do you want?
  • (She hangs up and runs off the bus)
  • Guy: Let me off, I need her number!

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i wonder who has an fbi file... you have three guesses

-53 [+ / -]     Apr 06, 2008

  • Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I totally had this gigantic crush on Leonardo DiCaprio when I was younger!
  • Girl 2: Really?
  • Girl 1: Yeah! My aunt lived on the same island as him, so I knew where his house was. I put an invitation to my bat mitzvah in his mailbox and then I wrote him this really long letter! I so thought he was going to come!

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the uga bus system: now run solely on energy-efficient fuel and the scent of fear

108 [+ / -]     Apr 05, 2008

  • (On the Russell Hall bus at the Baldwin and Sanford intersection)
  • Bus Driver: (blaring the bus horn, racing through the intersection as people are jumping out of the way) That's my light, dammit!
  • (Pause)
  • Bus Driver: (laughs) That one girl looked scared! I love doing that!

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finally... the tables have turned

277 [+ / -]     Mar 29, 2008

  • Bus Driver: I'm disappointed in you guys. We could have fit in 20 more people.
  • Girl: Shut the fuck up and take us to Snelling.

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good luck with the etymology final

68 [+ / -]     Mar 26, 2008

  • Fratty: So what's your major?
  • Girl: Horticulture.
  • Fratty: So... does that mean you're gonna be a prostitute or something?

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there's a trailer park in florida that just got it's flair back

87 [+ / -]     Mar 06, 2008

  • Sorostitute 1: Did you read the article about Alpha Gam's flamingos getting stolen?
  • Sorostitute 2: I mean, I only took two of the flamingos. I don't know what happened to the rest of them.

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