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• billmurraphobia: a fear of insignificant holidays
• last come, first served
• the word "whippersnappers" also came up

Caption contests won by Springdalien

• what's a 1.9 GPA divided by three?
• oh of course not, silly goose!
• i wonder if they'll ever find girl 4's body
• i knew i should've skipped bio today
• not until after the operation
• $5 footlong, anyone?
• isn't it the guy who usually says that?
• the tri-delt house isn't that hard to find
• cue the banjo
• but i need to pass statistics for my major!
• ladies and gentlemen, the doctors of tomorrow
• mel gibson teaches one hell of a religion class
• zack and miri don't make a porno
• the shortest point between two dumbasses is a straight line
• we always knew they hated us

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