despite the math error, a charming effort

196 [+ / -]     Apr 05, 2008

  • Homeless Guy: Look at these fine looking ladies, do you know how much I'd pay for you? $500 for you, $500 for you, $500 for you, and $500 for you. That's $3000 worth of beautiful ladies! I have a daughter that's 18, y'all are all over 18 right? You need a man! I tell my daughter not to ever bring home a boy like this one over here. You need a fine older man to pay your way through college.
  • (He opens up his wallet to show them four dollars)
  • Homeless Guy: I can be that man.

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