I was walking outside Park Hall when I felt something wet and nasty hit the back of my neck.
Girl 2: Ew... bird poop?
Girl 1: No! Get this... it was a hawk or something squeezing the guts out of a baby squirrel... and when I looked up all these squirrel guts hit me in the face!
Girl 2: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!
Girl 1: So, anyway... do you think this was an omen?
05/08/2008, 3:06 PM