some people like to do it at denny's, apparently

• Sorostitute 1: I have your dress, I washed it.
• Sorostitute 2: Why did you wash it? Are there jizz stains on it?
• Sorostitute 1: No! I just washed it so it would be clean.
• Sorostitute 2: Whatever. If I find white crusties on my dress, I'll know it was you.
• Sorostitute 1: If you find white crusties on your dress, I'm 99 percent positive it's ranch.

@ nowhere bar
Overheard by: i said no no no
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