critical hit

-6 [+ / -]     May 31, 2008

  • Guy 1: Dude. There are some girls in my room who want to use your sparklers.
  • Guy 2: Tell them no.
  • Guy 1: They said they'll show you their boobs for sparklers.
  • Guy 2: No. That's horrible. Put my sparklers away and tell them to go home or something.
  • Guy 3: Dude, you just got a +5 gentleman modifier, and you rolled a ten.

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06/01/2008, 11:56 PM

StevieD said...
Awesome.

06/07/2008, 2:25 PM

mfoxtrot (2) said...
The man's a gentleman. I give him props for that, but this quote really isn't that funny.


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