For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.
Girl 1: Well, I feel like my weekend got cut short since I didn't get to go out last night. I know I still had two nights downtown, but I was sober Thursday and I don't remember Friday, so it's like I didn't go downtown at all.
That is brilliant logic. Goddamn, next time I pass out after too much tequila, I'm using that one to get hammered on Monday without my roomies calling me a lush.
06/23/2008, 7:27 PM