For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.
I liked that last one. That last one looked really nice on me.
Gay Dad 1: I don't care how hot you think it looked. The first thing I saw was the camel toe.
Sorostitute: Dad, don't say that. That's gross!
Gay Dad 2: (to Gay Dad 1) Dear, just because you can see it, doesn't mean you need to say it. (to Sorostitute) I'm sorry, honey, but the camel toe was really prominent.
Sorostitute: Stop saying camel toe! If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to lose it!
Guy at Next Table: Camel Toe!
Sorostitute: Do something, dad!
(She storm out, the two gay dads stare at the guy at the next table, then stand up and leave the restaurant)
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