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For years you've been watching your tongue so that what you say doesn't end up here. Now, you'll have to watch how you look. You never know who has a camera.

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ah, sportsmanship

-44 [+ / -]     May 15, 2009

  • Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
  • (pause)
  • Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.

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05/15/2009, 8:15 PM

Anonymous said...
What a fucking asshole. I hope his dick rots off when he gets butt fucked by Matt Stafford's shitty replacement.

05/15/2009, 9:35 PM

I 2nd said...
I agree! This dick deserves to enjoy his herpes in HELL

05/15/2009, 10:28 PM

Anonymous said...
You see...this is why I am a lesbian!

05/16/2009, 4:18 PM

Springdalien (212) said...
People, we're ignoring the important part of this story: this unfortunate woman ate a baby. She clearly needs medical attention.

05/16/2009, 11:58 PM

anonymous said...
ROFLMAO. now, THAT was funny, springdalien. hahaha

05/18/2009, 4:58 PM

Windigo said...
Well done. Ha ha.

05/18/2009, 10:31 PM

thor (1) said...
Well played good sir

05/20/2009, 1:29 PM

RP said...
You win the thread

05/17/2009, 12:18 PM

inspired01 said...
I find this inspirational.

05/20/2009, 3:04 PM

The Voice of Reason said...
I like how Springdalien absolutely owned this thread...as for the original post, I don't think it's real because nobody talks about stds and knocking girls up in the open on a cell phone.

05/21/2009, 01:26 AM

n said...
You forget the football players aren't real people.

05/21/2009, 4:00 PM

Gertrude said...
The administration sure agrees with that statement.

05/23/2009, 10:19 PM

anonymous said...
You must not exist in the real world. People really are that dumb.

05/24/2009, 12:35 AM

Kat said...
As the person that heard this... I was riding a North-South bus with my boyfriend that we got on at the coliseum with this unfortunate football player instead of walking in the pouring rain. He had the entire conversation to the horror of everyone in the seats surrounding him and standing up in the back upper section of the bus while he was sprawled out taking up three seats in the back row.

He got off the bus before us and thank you University Athletic Association for giving all sports team members those lovely backpacks with the name tags. I made sure to note who it was having this conversation for all my friends with crushes on him.

It was such an unfortunate conversation to overheard.

05/24/2009, 12:36 AM

Kat said...
Ah. Typos.

Overheard = overhear

05/25/2009, 1:36 PM

Let's just pile on... said...
As the person WHO heard this...

05/29/2009, 09:01 AM

ct said...
Kat: why don't you publish this piece-of-shit's name here? seriously. i wanna know...

05/26/2009, 12:41 PM

Really? said...
Are you really going to start a grammar war? That's cute and mature of you.

05/26/2009, 2:59 PM

yes said...
.

05/27/2009, 1:26 PM

george said...
Oh, come on, guys! "As the person WHO heard this... " This is even more terrible grammar than the word "pwned!"


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